"Grandad!" Del comes storming into the living room. "What you doing you lazy bark! Leaving those rotten teeth lying around! Rodney picked them up! He could of choked!" Grandad quickly barked back "It wasn't me Del Boy! It was me brain!" "You're brain?! I'll ram this telly remote down your throat in a minute!"

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