Hetalia oneshots ~lemons~

Prussia x reader ~lemon~

(This is my first lemon so sorry for any grammar mistakes!!:3)

You were walking through the park when suddenly you were slapped on the arse. You turned around glare if daggers into the man behind you. It was your best friend Prussia, the annoying, perverted albino, that you loved. "What the heck?! Don't sneak up on me like that!!!!" You yelled blushing. "Oh what is it? Not happy to see me?" He smirked. "I didn't say that..." You mumbled. "Oh so you are happy~?" He teased. "I didn't s-say that either..." You blushes harder, looking down slightly. "Keseseses~!" He laughed his unusual laugh, that you secretly loved when others thought it was annoying. "Anyways France is throwing a party, you should go" he grinned. "Me..at a party? You'er kidding..." You laughed. "No! Really, _______! I think you should go! Plus someone has to drive me home!".
'He's right...but after what happened last time...' You thought, after the last time you took him home you two had 'slept' together(*eyebrow wiggle*). "Fine...but don't drink to many beers..,okay?" You looked up at him. "No promises!" He kisses your forehead and ran off leaving you a blushing mess "get back here!" You yelled after him. "Keseseses~!" He laughed.

~le time skep brought
to you by Prussia's 5 meters~

You were wearing you (fav color) dress that only shown a little of your back, for knowing France he would try and pull something...you walked up to the porch and nocked on the door. You were welcomed by France "oh bonjour mon amour~" he smirked at you, you could smell the alcohol on him and winced. "You made it just in time, come in" he stepped aside to let you in. You walked in and France smacked Your arse, you gasped and glared at him "honhonhon~! What is wrong, mon amour~?" He smirked. You shook your head and walked inside going to the dance floor immediately. You didn't dance but you wanted to see if Prussia made it yet, yes you were looking for the perverted albino, well the perverted albino that you loved. "Hey! ______, over here!" A man with a German accent yelled. "Hm?" You turned and looked at the man and smiled running over to him. "Jou, made it!" He said happily. 'Good he's not drunk...yet...' You thought. "Of course I did!" You smiled. After drinking and talking with Prussia, you two were finally drunk and dancing on the dance floor, but you two soon were kissing your way up the stairs up to Frances room. Once you two reached the bedroom be pinned you down on the bed beginning to kiss down your neck leaving small marks. You moaned when he found your sensitive spot, as he kept sucking and biting on that one spot he took off your dress and threw it on the ground he began to go lower towards your breasts and tore off your bra and sucked on one of your nipples. "P-Prussia.." You moaned. "Call me by my human name" he said that as he switched breasts giving the other one a squeeze. You moaned a bit louder, this made Prussia grow a bit harder. He was happy to know he was the one making you make these noises of pleasure. He went a bit lower, when you stopped him. " your a bit underdressed for this..." You smirked. He smirked sitting up and taking off his shirt and pants leaving him only in his Prussian flagged boxers. You couldn't help but notice the bulge in his boxers and you blushed a bright red. He leaned over and licked down to your underwear. You shivered with pleasure at the feeling of his tongue go down your body, he took the ending of your underwear and at a painfully slow speed slid them off. He moved towards your womanhood looking at you with his red emerald lust filled eyes and licked your womanhood. "G-Gilbert~.." You moaned. He leaned up and kissed you passionately. While you two were kissing you slid off his boxers and grabbed ahold of his member. He froze and moaned wincing with a painful expression. You leaned over to his ear and whispered "I want you inside me right now..." He then looked at you with lust filled eyes and pinned you down again and positioned himself at your entrance, he looked at you "you sure you want to do this _____?" He asked concerned, you nodded with a smile. He smiled and pushed inside you, you winced tearing up. He leaned over you and whispered sweet nothings into your ear until you got use to his 'five meters'. Once you did, you nodded "go.." He nodded and began to thrust in and out of you gaining speed each thrust. You moaned louder each time at moments moaning his name, soon you two had your orgasms and had curled up under the covers.
"Ich leibe dich..." He whispered to your now sleeping form.