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Freddyfozbear #3 CALM DOWN!!

Freddyfozbear once again :3 dared: I dare bonnie to do the chicken dance and sing the most annoying song in front of Chica!

Bonnie: oh god chica is gonna kill me!!!

Me: this is gonna be great!! *high fives Freddyfozbear

Bonnie: Chica!! Come here!!

Chica: what is it bonnie?!

Bonnie: *chicken dancing* [Mulan (I'll Make a Man Out of You):]

(Be a, be a man)

After saving China I went home alone

I was feeling conflicts in my lower zone

I've been dressing like a guy for months

Now I'm losing all control

I think I am a guy in my soul (be a, be a man)

I wanna be a man

[Soldier 1:] I've never seen a guy so hot

[Mulan:] Time to reinvent the new me

[Soldier 2:] Every time he speaks it makes me want to sing (I'm so confused)

[Soldier 1:] Be quiet, or we'll get caught

[Soldier 3:] Maybe one day he'll screw me

[M:] Now I really get why my nickname is Ping

I've gotta be a man

I've got the brains and the bite of females

Plus the brute and the brawn of dudes

I know I'm ready for transformation

It's time to replace all these useless tubes

(Good for you)

[Cinderella (A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes):]

The prince was absolutely the only single wish my heart made

Guess my wish came true

But we never really talked much

Before he discovered my shoe

The night after we got married

I recounted all of my plights

Of how I fit inside a pumpkin

My canines turned to coachmen

Prince threw me in Bedlam that night

The white jackets say I'm nutty (she's nutty as a bat)

Cause my clothes are sewn by rats (stick some meds in her food)

But their pills turn my brain to putty (hey, GOT HER)

Now Lucifer's not just my cat (I AM SATAN)

Their insulin puts me under

Shock therapy's made me insane

And after years of steady frying

The doctors gave up trying

They stuck two steel rods in my brain

[Tiana (Dig a Little Deeper):]

I spent a blooming lifetime

To open my cafe

Then I took a dive in 2005

Now it's washed away (it's all washed away)

I was picked up by a chopper

After four nights on my roof

Now my new home is the Astrodome

Cause New Orleans ain't Katrina proof

Ya better carry 'round a shotgun

Or looters take your kids (Hide your kids!)

Ya better pee inside of jam jars (ew)

Be sure to keep those lids

Now we needed Noah but we got Bush

Our "savior" flew away and hid

Rough seas and levees,

Rough seas and levees,

Rough seas and levees, I'm dead

[Elsa (Let It Go):]

There is no snow on the mountain tonight

Just sulfur in the air

A kingdom of greenhouse gases

Only Bill Nye seems to care

My town is melting, breaking off into the sea

It's time I show the strength of an evil queen

With Germany and Putin, too

I'll free the penguins and throw you in a zoo

We're going green by spilling red

And if you're not dead

I built a hoard of evil snowmen

They're gonna take over the world

Let it snow, let it snow

Now Fox News will need heat lamps

Let it snow, let it snow

I hope you concentrate in camp (Heil Elsa)

We don't care who we have to slay

Let my troops march on (my troops march on)

The cold's coming back and it's here to stay

[Tiana:] I sunk like a brick

[Cinderella:] Prince thinks I'm sick

[Elsa:] Ice is melting quick

[Mulan:] Now I have a di... lot of self esteem

Chica: * runs under table* is it done??

Bonnie: yes I'm done come out..

Chica: your chicken dance was terrible and your singing was a bit pitchy...

Bonnie: okay well it was a dare and this is the only song I know all the lyrics to other than one of our songs but it said it had to be annoying so I tried.. And why don't you show me how to do the chicken dance then...

Chica: okay I see how you tried and NO I AM THE ONLY ONW ALLOWED TO DO THE CHICKEN DANCE HERE!!!!! *slaps bonnie*

Bonnie: owww okay I won't ask again!!

Me: I think this song is sooo funny plus it was either this or wiggle soo yeah!! ASK MORE QUESTIONS!!! oh and plz Freddyfozbear continue asking questions!!! U are pretty much the only one that does!!!