Minecraft Song Book

Screw The Nether

It’s deep underground

Past the bedrock

But don’t dig strait down

You’ll regret that

But now you feel brave

Equipped with your spade

To roam in these caves

Not looking for gold;

This stuff’s purple

Or so I’ve been told

By some people

I’ll find a few bricks

Where the two of these mix

With a couple of clicks

(I’ll be swingin’ my pick)

This is all the prep that I go through

Even if my tools are just make-do

Moving to the Nether

I’m moving to the Nether

I’m moving to the Nether

Ten blocks is the magical total

‘Cause that’s enough to build up my portal

Moving to the Nether

I’m moving to the Nether

I’m moving to the Nether

Welcome to Hell

Weather’s great here!

So, pull up a chair

Have a cold beer!

You can live by the sea;

So happy you’ll be;

With your cobblestone tree

Oh!

The neighbors aren’t right,

They’re delicious!

We eat bacon all night,

It’s nutritious!

Hear all of them squeal

For the damage I deal

There’s plenty to steal

(Hack and slash)

(Gold nuggets? I’m rich!)

Who cares if we’re giving up sunlight?

Glowstone’s all we need

To keep things bright

Down here in the Nether,

We love it in the Nether,

You’ll love it in the Nether.

Don’t expect to see any creepers;

That’s one of my favorite features!

Down here in the Nether,

We love it in the Nether,

You’ll love it in the Nether.

You’ve gotta know

You have to fight

Learn to play, there’s mobs but it’s not night.

A wooden sword won’t do it;

They’re gonna blast right through it!

If you got a potion, use it!

So watch your back,

I wont warn you twice!

Fight the Ghast;

Ooooooooh!

Make me cry!

They’ll shoot the ground around you

Make a hole to fall through

You know you’re probably gonn-ooh

Ah

Ah

Eeh

Yah!

“Die” (In the lava again!)

Feels like hell the things I’ve just been through

Won’t believe a word when I tell you

You know what, screw the Nether,

You know what, screw the Nether,

You know what, screw the Nether!

Can’t believe I lost my new gear too,

Think I’d better come and rejoin you,

You know what, screw the Nether,

You know what, screw the Nether,

You know what, screw the Nether!

([Lewis]

“That’s it!

I’m sick of this place!

It sucks!

It’s too hot,

It never rains,

I’m sweaty,

All my clothes are dirty, flithly and on fire!

I’m absolutely sick of this place! Ah, Uhm, I-I miss nature, all the pigs, the cows, and all of that, the sheep ân’ stuff. I didn’t think I’d miss it, but I do. Oh my god! How sad, I wish, I wish I could just return to the normal world again…..

BYE