Trumbone is up my moms ass so i go frick frack a fern tree

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by ashaiko

by ashaiko

The air was crisp, ripe with the feeling of advenure. Me ANd my loyal comparddre BoOtYs.inc wondered feverously across the iridescent windrous glade with a majestical sidestep. WoAAAHHHhhhHH Me LegS wErE jElLlOOi ALL Of A sUdENooooo and me OOF on MeH aSsSSSSSS

MEassssssssssssss WaS nUbM. OuCHeeEEeEeeEEee. the ferns were prickling me glory hole

out of the dark mysterious ferns a sexy fItttY oinky piggo jumped out . the pig offered to warm doras ass with his lotioned face.

'but i have one condition, I have a slight issueo that needs to be resolvedo' wispers the sexy porker into doras waxy ears, his sweatty hoofs grabbed at boots sexy boots causing him to SlIpErtY sLiDWeEeEoOoO loosing him to loose control. tripping trippiyly into a plaster board screaming the words 'deforestation site' causing the sighn to frick frack into the snow. boots was anything but a balanced man, as a result now sliding on his bare fur, wommying the fresh perm he just frackled in the baRBer.

SlIpSlIdESlIpPpPpPpPpp the further boots slip the wetter his SiLkY SmOoTH fur became, causing his speed to come to a creschendo. the path seemed clear and safe for boots but in the distance a glory hole lay inn the cliff face ShAkEtY LIKE an ibizan nightclub . the deapth and mysteriousness of the hole drew boots no matter how much he tried to sliperty slidety away. the darkness grew as his momentum increased as he decide tp give into faith.

'ohHHhhnOOoOooooo' boots screwed and he dissapated into the glory hole. never to be seen again for the next five months of his life. and no sign of complain either

'DaDdDdDyYyY nNuUuUuUuUuUu' i hammered , glaring fiercly down at the porkers iron abs'WHy DiD yOu DO ThAt tO DaDdY

'SO YOU COULD BE FREE FROM DADDY ' beamed the sexy sausage, smiling awingly down at dora, feeling a hero to free such an unfortunate tree frick fracker

out of frustration I ran, far away to the nearest tree, taking full advantage of me lack of daddy. the prickling pined pierced my back encasing me in a seductive grasp. a realisation of safety and belonging beamed thrrough my body as i came to realisation of my ShiTtY dAdDy boOotS

TOOO MANY RULES

NOOO MAYONAISE AFTER 3 AM

HENTAI MUST BE EXLUSIVELY FUTINARI

ONLY MEXICAN SOAP TO WASH ME HAIRY ASS

NO FRICK FRACKING A TREE

taking grasp of the leaf that was previously stroking my kneck i grasped at it, running my fingerrs down its erotic crevices.

i shall frick frack this tree

coz im FrEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEEEEEEEEE

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