Happy fucking birthday.
Hope that it's been fun,
But before you settle in for cake,
There's work that must be done.
Make sure the whole world loves you,
No fights on birthdays dear,
No more bad people thoughts,
On birthdays no one disappears.
If she doesn't want you,
Just be a try-hard.
No one will judge you,
After this long yard.
Don't gain weight!
No don't you dare!
This isn't the time for a 'look change'
On birthdays you must keep your pretty long hair.
Happy fucking birthday.
I'm sure it will be fine,
But if it's not,
If she still hates you.
It lasts for an even longer time.
