Once upon a time there was a girl named butter pecan pie. She lives with strawberry not copyright shortcake. The two girls baked, until they died. After they died, Butter Pecan opened her eyes to see a king. Butter Pecan fell in love with the king immediately, and decided to get married. She became the hoe herder in the farm to get his attention with rapunzels pie. He then divorce her, and started going out with another woman. She decided to beat his ass with the the rapunzels he rejected.
She starts to run away crying until she bumps into something big, ugly, and with lots of layers. It's shrek ,not copyrighted. Shrek raped her. With words. Turns out he is an author who wrote the best seller 'To Donkey or Not To Donkey'. Butter Pecan turned into a kinky maid that now lived in Japan. She lived out her life thinking of Shrek but couldn't be with him because Fiona was a jealous hoe. Fiona went up to Japan and decided to blow up Butter Pecan house.
