Welcome to Fandom Rehabilitation and University, where we specialize in fandom studies. We welcome Superwholock, Harry Potter, the Bandom, and just about anything you can think of. Today you will be signing up for your classes.
Supernatural courses:
First Aid and Medical Response
Demonology
Ghost Hunting 101
The Bible
Demon!dean
Destiel
Sherlock:
Psychology
Mystery Solving 101
Johnlock ; a science
Doctor Who:
Old Who History
DW 101
Companions
The best Doctor (reminder, only sign up for this class is David Tennant is your favorite doctor)
River Song
Rory Akwardness
Captain Jack
Harry Potter:
Spells
The Books
The Movies
The characters; movies vs. books
Finally; Ron got the booty
Bandom:
Bands 101
Punk Rock
The Holy Trinity
The Father
The Son
The Holy Ghost
The Downfall
Ryden; we don't speak of the second
Pete Wentz and his hair
Patrick Stump
Spencer Smith; done with Brendon's crap
Name abbreviations
The lost members
What is Gerard Way
How to write long song titles
Other:
How to deal with season finales
How to cry
Shipping
Chorus
Band
Strings
Getting away with almost anything
Lying
Writing 301
Speak like your favorite character
Fanfic writing tips
Fan Art Class
Public Speaking; how to get out of public speaking
Pumpkin Carving
Baking
Bible studies
Fandom Politics (required)
Why we don't actually need math because we are all going to die one day
Clubs:
Supernatural
Disney
Childhood memories
Sherlock
Doctor Who; whovians unite
Fanfic sharing
Campus police
Secret societies
Sp00ky
Skeleton War Generals
Slytherin
Huffle Puff
Thank you for selecting your courses! FRU is welcoming you! Below is a detailed description of all the houses you will be placed in
Dean: brave, cold, students who aren't afraid to be rebellious
Sam: amusing, sweet, students who break the rules with the members from the dean house.
Castiel: incredibly awkward, intelligent students with social anxiety
Brendon: loud, care free, smart, students who often break the rules more than the dean house.
Dallon: sexy, loud, caring students who get their work done, but maybe not in the way the professors had hoped.
Gerard: what are these kids???? What are they doing??? But they can siNg??? WhAt??!!?!asdfghjkl
Patrick: sweethearts who care about their studies and making the other houses smile
Tenth: talkative students who tap their desks to the point where a dean student has their hand on the tenth's throat.
12th: the older students who came back, with a kick of rebellion.
Clara: fall all over every other house, and play hard to get. No one likes these students, unless you have sense in your head to see through these control freaks
You will be sorted Harry Potter style into your house. Remember, if you are a member of the tenth house you are required to take The Best Doctor as one of your classes. The library closes at six unless you are Sam or Castiel. The dining hall is open until midnight, unless you are in a secret society.
House sorting starts with a test, and ends HP style, so please write your answers on a separate sheet of paper.
1. You're walking in the woods. There's no one around and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him:
2. Where do you think Ryan Ross is getting this money from?
3. What is your OTP and why?
4. Which fandoms do you belong to?
5. Write your best pick up line
6. You see a huge, steep hill covered in snow. Your first thought is to:
7. Someone teases you, what do you do?
8. What is your favorite season and why?
9. It's Friday night, describe what you want to do most.
10. Your friends want to ride a super scary roller coaster. It goes upside down. Do you say yes? Or no? Why?
11. You get one million dollars. Do you donate some to charity? Yes? Why? How much? No? Why the hecki padelecki!?
12. What is your favorite article of clothing? Why?
13. What do you think of when you hear "What time is it" and why.
14. If you were a dog, what breed would you be?
Thanks for answering! For your application to the uni, you must write a fanfic about one of the main three fandoms, describe kawaii, bake a pie, write an essay to persuade your fellow students to vote you for the Skeleton War General Committee, and draw fan art if you want to take Fan Art.
You must sign up for at least 6 classes, with one of them being Fandom Politics and another being Why We Actually Don't Need Math. If you sign up for What Is Gerard Way, you must bring a neon green pen to class.
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