Not Perfect. (A 5SOS Calum Hood Fanfic)

Boo you whore

"I GAVE YOU MY HEART BUT YOU RIPPED IT APART LIKE WRAPPING PAPER TRASH! AND I WROTE YOU A SONG HOPE THAT YOU SING ALONG AND IT GOES MERRY CHRISTMAS, BITCH, KISS MY ASS!!" Dan and I shouted together, holding Tristan's TV remotes to our mouths and dancing around the room crazily.

"Food!" Ollie announced, walking into the room with pizza boxes.

"Oh thank god." Tristan said, jumping up from his spot in the couch.

"I got your picture I'm coming with you-"

"Would you just shut up?!" Tristan laughed.

"No." Dan told him, picking up a piece of pizza. Tris poked his tongue out at him, which Dan returned.

"So what's with you and Calum?" Tristan asked.

"I don't know, I don't care quite frankly." I answered, shrugging.

"Damn." Ollie breathed.

"What do you mean?" Tristan asked. "I thought you really liked him."

"I don't know. I haven't talked to him in a week and I don't want to. He's... confusing me." I said, clenching my jaw a few times. The Reckless And The Brave started playing in the background and Dan started bobbing his head. I chuckled slightly, biting into my pizza.

"I think you should talk to him." Tristan said, his dark eyebrows furrowed.

"I think he should apologise to you." I retorted, starting to get annoyed with the thought of Calum. He just... I don't know. I wish he'd get over himself. I've obviously forgiven Tristan, he needs to know that. If he's going to stop me from seeing him, he can fuck off.

"Andy, he doesn't need to apologise to me." Tristan stated.

"But I wish he would." I said, fiddling with my fingers. I looked up to see Dan smiling sadly and Ollie frowning.

"Guys, you look like someone stopped pizza from being created." I laughed.

"I'd be crying!!" Ollie shouted, making me laugh harder.

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"Andy just stay the night. It'll be fine!" Tristan told me, pouting.

"Fine, I'll call mum and tell her." I huffed. Tris' eyes brightened happily. I quickly called my mum and told her then turned back to the three idiots.

"Hi." I said.

"Hello."

"Guys don't that's weird." Ollie stated, crinkling his nose.

"LET'S WATCH A MOVIE!" Dan suddenly yelled.

"WORLD WAR Z!"

"EW!" I shouted.

"What do you suppose, legally blonde?" Ollie asked.

"I was gonna say mean girls you fuckhead." I told him.

"Yes!" Dan shouted.

"Daniel, sometimes I question whether your a guy or not." Ollie chuckled. Tristan smiled at me brightly then stood up to get the movie.

"Wait, you have it here?!" Ollie asked.

"From me." I giggled.

"Right."

"I'm back." Tristan said, throwing the DVD at Dan, who caught it, just.

"Far out." Ollie shook his head as Dan adjusted his glasses and put the DVD on. *

"If you're from Africa, why are you white?" I copied.

"Fucking shut up!" Ollie shouted. "You have said almost every line!"

"Boo you whore." I sassed.

"What?!" Ollie screeched.

"Boo. You. Whore. Duh." I replied, acting like a complete bitch.

"Ooohh... shits going down." Dan laughed.

"You're honestly too gay to function." Ollie laughed. Dan threw a cushion at him, making him fall back against the couch.

"This is really amusing." Tristan stated. I laughed.

"Yeah." My phone started ringing just as I finished the word.

"Is that A Love Like War?" Ollie asked, just as I answered the phone.

"Indeed." I told him. "Hello?"

"Where the fuck are you?!" Calum asked.

"Calm down." I scolded, my eyebrows furrowing.

"Your mum told me you're with Tristan."

"She's correct." I replied.

"Why?"

"Because he's my friend." I answered slowly.

"What the fuck?!" he shouted.

"Calm down!" I told him again. "I'll be back." I said to the guys who looked thoroughly confused.

"I don't want you with him." Calum told me.

"Fuck off." I growled.

"He's bad news, Andy." Calum said, softly.

"No, you think that if I'm with Tristan I won't have time for you, but guess what, asshole, he's my best friend so I ain't leaving. Good bye Calum." I said, hanging up the phone before he could say anything else. "ugh." I announced, walking back to the three guys.

"What was that about?" Dan asked, shoving a handful of popcorn in his mouth.

"Calum doesn't want me here." I answered plainly, falling on the couch, next to Ollie.

"I can take you home." Tris suggested.

"Oh god no. Just because my boyfriend slash controller doesn't want me here, doesn't make me want to leave." I stated, crossing my arms.

"Right. Well mean girls is finished so how about we set up be-"

"FORTS! I BAGS BUNKING WITH TRISTAN!" I screamed. Tris laughed while Dan looked at Ollie and wiggled his eyebrows.

"Oh my god." Ollie said, face palming.

"Sucker!" I shouted at him, running to get the mattresses with Tris.

"You know what?" I asked him.

"What?" he answered, turning and smiling at me.

"I missed you." I stated. His grin widened impossibly more.

"I missed you too Andy." He told me, walking up to me and hugging me tightly.

*

Ollie and Dan had finally gone to sleep after shouting many profanities at each other and probably smacking each other with pillows and shoes. I don't even know ok.

"Forget about me it's what I deserve." I mumbled. Tristan and I had huddled close together under the massive fort we made out of sheets and mattresses, but it soon turned into a cuddle. He was brushing my hair from my face, with one hand on my waist and my arms wrapped around his torso.

"I'd never forget about you." Tris murmured.

"Hmm... are you sure? what if when you get older you get amnesia or something horrid like that."

"I still wouldn't forget you." He told me, kissing the top of my head.

"Ok." I smiled.

"I love you Andy." He mumbled, holding me closer.

"I love you too Tris." I beamed. I looked up and saw him smiling down at me, his dark eyes brighter than normal and obviously happy. I fell asleep wrapped tightly in his arms.

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Okey dokey I'm going to publish the third book to everything I didn't say soon if any of you whores care. I'm kidding your all darlings and I love you very much. I apologise. Um how's life? fabulous. Sounds amazing. Ok imma stop talking at ya's now and just say bye so goodbye lovelies (Jalex is life) xxxxx -C