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A text conversation with the best person in my life:

Me, eating some bread my grandma baked: My grandma has blessed me with bread!!!

Them💚: XDDD this is what I imagined when u said that:

Person A: *sneeze*

Person B: *slaps person A with a piece of bread* the power of bread compels you. U have been blessed with holy bread

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