John Egbert

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John is blind as shit without his glasses, he practically needs to wear them 24/7.

John grew onto dad jokes from Papa Egbert/Crocker (they are the same person regardless), if he ever becomes a father his kids are probably going to be bombarded with a shit-load of dad-jokes

John had crushes with both Lalondes, both of them, end of story.

He and Vriska still hang out, with being nerds and shit, Terezi sometimes hangs out with them to.

John is a massive Video Game nerd, his favorite series so far is Kirby.

Jade actually introduced Kirby to him, by giving him a copy of the first game for one of his birthday.

John can pull off multiple card magic tricks. He showed Karkat one time and He flipped his shit.

You know what fuck it, John knows almost every magic trick in the book.

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