ASK OR DARE: SHERLOCK

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The name's Sherlock Holmes and the address is 221B Baker street, I only take the most interesting cases and if you don't mind I think i'll leave this boring site, now good day. *stands up*

*john pulls him back to the laptop*

Fiiine. I'll try to be 'social', as John calls it, so let's make a few things clear shall we?

If your comments are boring, you will be ignored, and most of your comments will most likely be boring since this website seems to be crawling only with dumb teenage fangirls and the occasional fanboy, and John keeps telling me to shut up as i'm 'not making any friends here' by typing this. I don't need friends, John, you know that I only have one- Even if he is rather irritating.

So, I'm Sherlock Holmes, as stated before, and you can ask or.. dare me to do anything your stupid minds come up with.

And please keep this away from the media, I have a reputation to uphold.

*John laughs in background*

-I really hate John for this.

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