Texas Chainsaw Massacre Preferences & Stuff

How You Meet

Bubba:

~ You make wood carvings with a chainsaw

~ He bought one that looks like a pig

~ He comes by every other weekend

~ He's helped you before

Chop Top:

~ You work entertainment for your family's bar

~ SiNgEr

~ You did a cover of 'In Da Gadda Da Vida' by Iron Butterfly

~ Choppy boi's in luv

Nubbins:

~ You were the craziest out of your group of 'friends'

~ He found you in the van

~ Loved his camera and his pictures

~ Paid for a picture of you and him together

Drayton:

~ Your older brother runs a bar in the town.

~ You help out by cooking

~ Drayton liked your chili (go figure)

~ Ole crusty man likes you

Tex:

~ He found you caught in one of their traps

~ He liked the fact that even though you were probably gonna die you'd make funny jokes

~Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?"

~ Took a liking to you

Alfredo:

~ You stopped at Last Chance Gas Station. (At first, that came out last gas chance station)

~ Pervy boi see's that you're wearing daisy dukes

~ You think he's handsome (he is)

~ No kill for him, but now he has a girlfriend

Tinker:

~ He went with the family to celebrate Babi's birthday

~ PiZzArEiA

~ You were working on an animatronic

~ He loved your handy work