Jake Jyllenhaal x Brei Loorsen
Jake P.O.V
I am the new kid in school. We just adopted a girl who is 1 day younger than me. She's hot. I want to kiss her face. So I killed her parents so I could adopt her. But she is technically my sister? It's okay, we live in Alabama.
Brie's pov
I asked my roommate grace (while she was juuling through the phone with her bf) if she thought my brother was hot. She said "ew what? I have a boyfriend" and I said "I know but is my brother hot because I want to date him."
Tom's Pov
Hi my name is tom holland and i'm jakes dad, hello brie we are adopting you. surprise shazam killed your parents for us so we can adopt because my son is obsessed with captain marvel. WE ARE ALL ABOUT THAT HERO LIFE.
Chris hemsworth pov
I like this one.
My mother is a fish.
Miley pov
i plan on stealing brie from my ex brother in law, even though cris isn't her dad.
Jake
Dad aka tom I HATE YOu
Brie and I were at the same party. I said "hey sis" to break the tension. She said "sksksksksksks" is she having a stroke?
Brie
after shazam killed my parents the doctor i was skskskksichozepjrencic, then i started in jakes purple orbs and he was like i'll be the edith to your tony. he made all my crippling depression go away BUT IM STULL OCD , i'm so confused because i thought hated white men but jakes black , i, a white person, give jake, another white person, a black card
Also,,,
I do ALL my own stunts
JAKE POV
I REALLYYYYYYYYYY WNAT BRIE
Tom pov
I think my son is gay.
Jake.....
i don't feel so good
*jake kills tom*
Jake pov
"we won mr.holland"
Pepper pov
you can rest now tom
THE END (or is it??).
Authors note - hey guys!! We worked really hard on this, so some comments would be much appreciated. Plz tell us if we should continue:)))))) sksksksksk thx.
