it was just another day for peppa she was on her way to preschool wehn she remembered that there was going to be a play and she wanted to be the lead role she called an uber and zooooomed her way to school "fuck you" she told the uber driver when he asked for money. as she walked in to preschool she saw a hot bitch standing in the doorway and it was john jungle book! "OpPaRrR what are YoUu doiNg here !?" peppa yelled "shut the fuck up peppa it's 8 in the morning" susie the bitch told peppa "susie i will literally VORE your wanna be shaun the sheep headass if you don't mind your business" peppa said to susie. "hot" pedro whispered in the corner. "ANYways jungcock !! what are YoU doing here."
"you look like a little bitch get away wtf" jungkook said to peppa "😍😍🥵🤰" peppa said. jungkook grabbed peppa by her tail and yeeted her across the room.
time skip~
when it was time for auditions peppa and jeonkook both got the lead roles for romeo and juliet. "do i really have to kiss this whore" jungkook asked "yes daddy" peppa responded "are you ready to fucking die" jungkook asked "im a bad bitch you can't kill me" peppa responded. jungkook walked away and peppa went over to susie to talk to her. "oppar is so hot" susie said "don't talk about my mans" peppa said "that's not what he said last night" susie said "oh so you wanna fight huh" peppa was mAd. "sure you slut" susie replied "HOLD MY HOOPS" peppa yelled and pedro came over and grabbed them from her. peppa went closer to susie and clocked her in the said of her face. jungkook was quietly watching from the corner. susie jumped on peppa and stared hitting her. peppa flipped them and then grabbed susie and threw her into a table. everyone had their phones out and were shouting worldstar. the teacher saw and split them up. "fucking bottom that's why you lost" peppa laughed in susies face while she was leaving. jungkookie came over to peppa and said "that's was kinda hot ngl" "omgg oppar thank you so much i sarang you omo" peppa said "bitch" jungkook said and walked away while peppa was speechless.
another time skip~~
it was finally time for the play and everyone was watching in the audience. "romeo oh romeo let down your hair" peppa said "stupid bitch those arent the lines" susie yelled from the audience. "STOP TALKING SUSIE. CANT FIGHT FOR SHIT ON MY MOMMA NEXT TIME I SEE YOU ITS ON SIGHT PERIODT." then everyone started clapping. jungkook walked over to peppa and they kissed. suddenly jungkook opened his mouth all the way and swallowed peppa whole. "yummy" jungkook said and bowed to the audience
the end.
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y'all i'm sorry all i do is procrastinate kdjsk. this story is atrocious- n e ways i've been listening to numb by cix on repeat and it's a BOP like go stream rn b4 i take away your phone bc you're not using it wisely if you still haven't listened to it. (cix roty periodt) ok but thank you to like the 2 ppl who actually stayed since the first chapter ? i wouldnt even call it that kdjsk i should say sentence. but yea okay bye mwah
