Love Letters To The Dead

Chapter 1- Dumb, Dumber, and Dumbest

Chapter 1- Dumb, Dumber, and Dumbest

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I hopped out of the car. Splat.

Landing right into the icky mud, I grabbed my jacket.

But luck wasn't on my side today.

The black leather floated out of the car, and right into the mud. Just like my foot.

"Aww! Dammit." I whined as I stomped my foot as the gushy water floated into my toes.

"Brown really fits you today." Someone said behind me with a hint of amusement in their words.

I turned around slowly and saw Charlotte, my best friend holding her Leica camera, fiddling with the straps.

Raising my foot, I almost tripped reaching for her. I finnaly escaped from the murky monster.

But as always, my jacket was ruined.

"Charlie! I thought you'd never come. The mud is thicker than Ariana' s eyebrows."

I said, chuckling. She threw her head back and laughed her high pitched laughter.

"Yeah. Right."  She crossed her arms and held my hand with her other.

"Together lets walk towards the Smelly Dungeon Of Death!" Charlie said, raising our hands and pretending to slay an 'invisable' monster.

As we entered the school, fumes surronded us and I quickly knew them. Pizza in the Cafeteria. Fresh Coffee in Mr. Boyd's office. Lotion and Perfume from the Girls' Lockeroom. Dirty Socks and Armpits from the Boys' Lockeroom.

Immidietly I was greeted by someone who smelled like coconuts.

I looked up and saw my other best friend Jake. I hugged his waist and buried my nose in his chest. "Hello, Jakeee!" I said in a high pitched voice.

If you think I liked him, well no, he's like a brother to me.

Plus he was probably the only boy at school that smelled sweet and fresh.

"Hey Zoe!" He said, grabbing me in a back hug and rubbing his soft knuckles into my hair.

Charlie looked up at us. She now seemed small and shy. Her cheeks brushed a violent red and her arms were crossed over her text books on her chest.

"Hey CharChar." Jake said, pulling away from me and tossing her over his shoulder. He tickled her stomach and soon the quiet corridors were filled with hot laughter.

I smiled. Charlie had liked Jake ever since she met him which was two years ago. She chittered abiut him when me and her had private sleepovers. Forever like the Physco Loverboy.

"So... I guess we gotta go to class." I said, giving out a belch.

Suddenly Jake quickly hoisted Charlie off his shoulder and looked at someone ir something behind me.

"Well - if it isn't Dumb, Dumber, and Dumbest." Ariana said, and swatted the golden blonde hair out of her face.

Jake blushed and suddenly became interested in my muddy sneakers.

Oh yeah. I forgot they were muddy.

"Leave us alone Ariana." Charlie said and looked down.

Was I the only one who was supposed to go strong right now???

"Shutup, Biotch." Ariana snapped and applied an extra layer of lipgloss.

"Don't talk to my friend like that." I said, rolling my eyes at her arrogant face.

"What are you gonna do? Where did you get your shoes from, Mud Mart?" Ariana asked looking me up and down.

I gritted my teeth and tried my best to not puncture her face out until she spit out snot.

"Where did you get your eyeliner from, Barney?" I looked at her and put my hands on my hips.

She flicked me away like a peice of hair. "Whatevs. Jake, come on." She pulled on Jake's elbow.

But he stood violently and glared at her.

"Come on!!!" She screamed in his ear so loud I bet deaf people could've heard it.

He obidiently followed her. I just grabbed Charlie's cold hands and led her towards our class.

Feeling Dumb, Dumber, and Dumbest by the second.

Oh and did I mention? Jake is Ariana's twin brother.

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Are those Ariana's Eyebrows? ^

Probably not. Well, Hello peeps! This is my second FICTIONAL story on wattpad, and definitely not my last!

Leica cameras and muddy sneakers,

-AvA