ships: iwaoi and matsuhana
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oikawa created a group chat
oikawa added iwa-chan, makki, and mattsun to the chat
iwa-chan: what is this?
oikawa: a place to have fun
iwa-chan: no i'm leaving. your kind of fun doesn't sound okay
oikawa: Σ('◉⌓◉')
oikawa: hey! iwa-chan~
oikawa: (;o;) how mean of you
mattsun: yeah iwa-chan~
makki: stay iwa-chan~
oikawa: hey! no making fun of me
makki: ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ but we weren't
makki: right mattsun?
mattsun: exactly
mattsun: we weren't making fun of you AT ALL
oikawa: really? sounds like sarcasm to me
makki: actually when iwaizumi asked what this is, i was gonna add that it's a place where we can make fun of each other
oikawa: hey! so what i'm the target?!
oikawa: also i didn't create this group chat for us to make fun of each other
mattsun: well yeah...
mattsun: until i do this!
mattsun changed oikawa's name to trashykawa
mattsun changed iwa-chan's name to godzilla_king
mattsun changed makki's name to meme_lord_1
mattsun changed their name to meme_lord_2
trashykawa: hey! this is a terrible name
godzilla_king: really? i think it's the perfect name for you shittykawa
trashykawa: geez! why are you so mean iwa-chan?
trashykawa: how do you feel about your name? i bet you hate yours too
godzilla_king: i actually quite like mine
trashykawa: oh right. i forgot how much of a godzilla fan you are
meme_lord_1: mattsun can i just say that i love you so much right now. no homo tho
meme_lord_1: i'm very thankful that you gave me this name especially because you put me as number one
meme_lord_2: full homo dude. love you too and your welcome
meme_lord_1: aww you make me blush
trashykawa: GAAAYYYYYYYY
trashykawa: also it's gonna be really confusing now
trashykawa: i can barely tell the difference
meme_lord_2: maybe you should get your eyes checked again
trashykawa: no thanks i have perfect vision
meme_lord_1: what are those glasses for then?
trashykawa: fashion
godzilla_king: he's lying. he definitely needs his glasses. it's because he's watched too many volleyball videos in the dark for too long of periods of time
godzilla_king: he can't see anything ten feet away from him
trashykawa: hey! don't expose me! i was trying to be cool
meme_lord_1: oooo you were eXpOseD
meme_lord_2: EXPOSED!!!
meme_lord_1: btw mattsun, bro, i was wondering, bro, if you wanted to go on a date with me tmrw bro
meme_lord_2: yeah definitely bro
meme_lord_2: hey bro, does 2 sound ok?
meme_lord_1: yeah bro
trashykawa: did you have to plan your stupid date in the group chat?
meme_lord_1: yes i wasn't gonna leave just to tell mattsun, who is also in the group chat, about getting together tmrw
meme_lord_1: cuz that would be stupid and i'm also too lazy
trashykawa: woooow
meme_lord_1: anyways i'm gonna go to bed since it's already 3 in the morning (oikawa y r u still awake? are you staying up to do a ritual and summon an alien or demon at 3 am or smth?)
trashykawa: no?
meme_lord_1: bro see ya tmrw?
meme_lord_2: definitely
meme_lord_1: love you 🥰😘
meme_lord_2: love you too bro 😍🥰😘🥵
trashykawa: ewwww 🤢🤮😰😡
meme_lord_2: hate you too @trashykawa
meme_lord_1: @meme_lord_2 me too
godzilla _king: shut up. go to sleep already
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haikyuu ship one shots
Fanfictionsome haikyuu one shots of ships (probably my faves but i'm a multishipper so idk). they'll mostly or only be gay ships some will probably be written lazier than others some will be longer than others a few of them with be based off of songs i might...
