Okay, so in crossover time, loveboard told me about mauvy and vironica, who are love type corruption leaders, mauvy is malware and vironica is virus. Its 5:00 am right now and Im going to see what vironica is up to, for the possibility shes working for malicious or vyrus. (maybe vyrus)
~powerboard puts his hood on~
Powerboard: Lets see what vironica is up too...
~Epic sneaky parkour montage over to malicious the emotionless~
~Powerboard listens~
Vironica: I dont know if i wanna kill these guys, i dont even know what threat they could pose to us.
Vyrus: I hired you to do it, do you want to get paid or not?
Vironica: For killing someone without even knowing the reason? Im a love type, not a genocide type.
Vyrus: They pose a threat because ive been defeated by them many, many times before.
Vironica: That only means they pose a threat to you, not the computer.
Vyrus: We malware were not sent by the online scam to live here, we were sent to take it over, THEN live here.
~Powerboard gets caught~
Vyrus: There he is, vironica. Prove your use to me, and KILL HIM!
~Vironica fights powerboard~
~Vironica sweep kicks, powerboard dodges and climbs on top of the leg, flings up to her face and gives it a good kick, Vironica tries to chop off powerboards head, then realizes programs dont have necks. Powerboard takes out his scythe and decompresses Vironica. Vironica runs away~
Malicious: Well, are you going to fight?
Vironica: Im not fighting that program, its obviously way too good at fighting, ill get killed!
Vyrus: Do you really think you can work for me if you dont know the first thing about fighting?
Vironica: He knows the twentieth thing about fighting! he can actually kill me!
Vyrus: If youre not like anything you said you were, then your services are no longer required.
Vironica: Fine.
Vyrus: Fine!
Vironica: FINE!!!
Powerboard: its just you and me, Vyrus.
Vyrus: Okay then...
~Powerboard throws a few scythes at vyrus, decompressing her~
Vyrus: Fine, you win. Just run back to the castle.
~Its 8 am and powerboard returns to the castle~
Loveboard: vironica is working for malicious now?
Powerboard: I spied on vironica, and decompressed her. Then i decompresses vyrus.
Loveboard: We should wait until the raid starts to go to the utopia computer.
~Melody wakes up~
Melody: What'd i miss?
Powerboard: Well apparently, vironica is working for malicious now.
Melody: Should we attack.
Powerboard: We should wait for the raid.
End of short.
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how i became a firewall paladin
Adventurea story following a program like no other, had always been attacked by corruptions, but had optimism and good reflexes to help evade them. Shows that even the weakest can harness great power