Minecraft Oneshots (Fan Requested)

Skeleton X Bread

Requested by Bruh Momento

Player POV

I heard a terrifying noise from behind me. The sound of bones clattering. I heard the sound of a release and a sharp pain and my back.

Great. A skeleton.

I turned around and stabbed it a few times. It looked into my soul with those empty eye sockets.

It looked up at the sky, accepting it's fate...

I can't kill it now

I lowered my sword. It looked at me. Even through the blank stare, I could tell it was thankful.

I threw a piece of bread on the floor. As a piece offering. It stared down at the loaf of magic.

Skeleton POV

Unbelievable. I thought it was a zombie or something. That's why I shot it.

Zombies are trash.

It was a player. He turned around and I got scared so I drew my bow again. I wasn't gonna shoot him again.

It's a defense mechanism.

He started stabbing me so I lowered my bow and looked up at the sky, accepting death.

He stobbed stabbing. I looked at him. Thankful. But, also extremely annoyed at the situation.

He threw a loaf of bread on the floor. I looked down on it.

Beautiful.

That is the only word that came to mind. For a second, I forgot about the situation.

I walked forward and picked up the miracle.

Beautiful crust.

Properly baked.

I need to marry the baker who made this... Wait- The player made this didn't he?

I came back to my senses and drew my bow and shot at him.

The look in his eyes hurt enough for me to know I didn't want to feel his anger put on me through a knife.

I grabbed the bread and ran away. Me and the bread are now happily married.