Destiny (Fuckshit x Fem OC)

birthday bitch

I woke up suddenly, still wanting to go back to sleep. Then I remembered,

"IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!" I yelled. I ran out of my room as fast as I could, across the hall and into my mom's room. Her door was open and her bed empty. I walked out slowly, confused. I walked into the kitchen, thinking about making myself some breakfast. I was totally thrown off guard when my mom, in a bathrobe, came up behind me.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!" she yelled, almost giving me a heart attack in the process. I turned around and saw my beloved mother. She was holding a small chocolate birthday cake with a burning 17 candle on the frosting-covered top. I smiled at her and mouthed the words 'thank you'. We walked to the dining/living room and set the cake down on the table. We sat down on the sofa. I could tell my mom was dying to say something. But I spoke before she could.

"Ma, perdoname. Pero voy a romper la tradicion de pasar el dia entero juntas." She just looked at me, smiling her Mona Lisa smile.

"Querida, en un año vas a ser una adulta, legalmente. No te voy a forcar a pasar el dia conmigo. Es tu dia, no el mio." My mom agreed to take the day off work. She also let me stay out as long as I pleased. I agreed that tomorrow I would spend the day with her. Just the two of us, chilling at the house.

I had a small slice of cake and an omelet, courtesy of my mom, for breakfast. Then I got ready. I went to the bathroom, brushed my teeth, and washed my face. Then I realized the horrible truth, my hair was curly.

Let me explain. Yes, my hair is naturally curly, not straight. I use this thing called 'Zoto's Three Month Straightener'. It makes my hair straight. It's not that I dislike my curly hair, on the contrary. It's just that straight hair is way easier to handle. Whatever, the guys are just gonna have to suck it up.

I put on a black tank top with two lime green dragons on my chest, my favorite pair of Levy's, and my high-top black and white converse. I did my brows, put on some concealer, mascara, and highlighter. I also curled my eyelashes, and put my hair in two half-up half-down buns. I grabbed my chapstick, backpack, and my board and left. After saying good-bye to my mom, of course.

I got to the shop and immediately felt like something was off. I looked through the window and couldn't see a thing. It was really dark inside, however, the door was unlocked. I opened the door and walked in. I reached for the light switch and as soon as I turned it on the guys jumped out at me.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BITCH." The guys said in sync. Then Four said half a second later.

"Surprise!" All the guys started laughing, I don't know why.

"Man, Four you really are slow," Ray said, between laughs.

"Sorry, I forgot what we were doing." I still didn't get the joke.

"Damn n***a, how hard is it to say 'happy birthday, bitch'?" That's when I understood what happened. The guys had all agreed on what to say, and Four forgot. So he said surprise.

"Man, who cares. I just want Tiny to open my present man, shit." Ruben said, already impatient.

"Present? Guys, you really didn't have to get me anything."

"Shut up, we already got you things. No taking it back now." Fuckshit said. I rolled my eyes and walked over to the sofas. I sat down and watched the guys carry a bunch of badly wrapped presents.

"Alright, who wants to go first?" I asked humoring them. Ruben walked over and handed me a small box. It was the only present that was wrapped halfway decent.

"Mine first, it's better wrapped than all the fools." I took the little box from his hand and shook it, as I brought it to my ear. It made a muffled tapping noise. I undid the little bow at the top and ripped off the rest of the wrapping. The box was plain old cardboard. I opened it and saw a shiny metallic thing.