Ukuzi Hellsing

Chapter 7: the Mission with my Big Tittied Police Girl

So Ukuzi, and Police Girl just got a text from Sir Integra. It read, "There are ghouls, and zombies in Ireland. I need you to kill them all. Also if you happen to find a leprechaun kill it."

Ukuzi smiles at the message, and says, "Police Girl guess what? We're going to fucking Ireland to kill us some ghouls, zombies, and a leprechaun. Let's go!"

So after a quick flight to Ireland, Ukuzi, and Police Girl quickly found a hospital full of... Guess what? Ghouls, and zombies. They haven't found a leprechaun yet.

As Ukuzi is head shoting everything he sees. He says, Police Girl!!! Police Girl!!! Police Girl!!!"

Police Girl yells, "WHAT!?"

Ukuzi says, "You should come in here. It's fucking awesome. Everyone I shoot, their rotting head's just fucking explode. Police Girl you should try it."

She says, "It can't be that fun. They're just some rotten buggers."

So Police Girl kicks down the fount door, rolls in, and shoots a ghoul in the head with her cannon. And with that Police Girl's eyes turn red, as she says, "Oh. Fuck yes!" With that out of the way she then proceeds to go on a rampage.

And when every ghoul, and zombie were dead, Ukuzi found it. He fucking found a fucking leprechaun. So he does what Ukuzi does, and riddles it with bullets. And guess fucking what? They fucking bleed fucking Lucky Charms. He laughs his ass off, as he sends a picture of a leprechaun's corpse riddled with bullet holes, and Lucky Charms everywhere to Sir Integra.

Ukuzi then says, "Why hello you Catholic Sociopath. Where's your alter boy? Still chained up in your private jet? Tell me did the holy water get the cum stains out of his robes?"

As Jack Mantis steps out of the shadows, he says, "So they do bleed Lucky Charms. Always wondered that. Anyway, what is your kind doing Ireland? You Protestant Heathen."

Ukuzi says, "Mission from Sir Integra herself."

Jack says, "So the Protestant Bastard sent ya."

"...My life was empty, forever on a down/ Until you took me, showed me around/ My life is free now, my life is clear/ I love you sweet leaf, though you can't hear, oh/ yeah..."

Ukuzi says, "Sorry that's my phone."

He then proceeds to check his phone, and guess fucking what? A text. From Sir Integra, that reads, "Good your done. Come back to Japan. NOW!"

Ukuzi says, "Sorry, not sorry, but fuck you. Fuck. Da. Police. I'm out." He then grabs Police Girl, and teleports back to the jet. But obviously not before shooting Jack Mantis in the head. You know? For old times sake.

They then get on the plane, as they are now headed back to Japan. Where they're going to have to deal with Steroid Blondie. Ukuzi seriously needed a walk, a very enthusiastic walk.