[Baby Boy, Meme Goddess, Wade, Black Furry, Black birb, Tin man, Doctor of a hundred hands have gone online.]
Meme goddess: y'all who do you think would be top or bottom, Steph or Tony?
Doctor of a hundred hands: sHURI-
Tin man: shuri I swear to god
Black Furry: Sister, I'd rather not question Stark's and Strange's love life.
Baby boy: With the expirience i've heard, Tony is top.
Wade: oOOh- STepHen uR bOttOm? ( ͡👁 ͜ʖ ͡👁)
[Doctor of a hundred hands has gone offline.]
Tin man: Peter >:(
Baby boy: aLL wOMen aRe qUEENS
Meme goddess: if she breathes
She's a tHOT
Baby boy: aaAAAAAAAAA
Tin man: i'm gonna limit ur time with Harley
Baby boy: :(
Meme goddess: :(
Wade: :(
Black birb: :(
Black Furry: Sister, mother is calling in for dinner. Come downstairs.
Meme goddess: awh, m'kay.
Baby boy: bye :(
[Black Furry, Meme goddess and Tin man have gone offline.]
[Dio Brando has gone online.]
Dio Brando: PUCCI IM HORNY COME HERE
Baby boy: what am i witnessing
Black birb: FFS
Black birb: IS THIS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU BECOME A VAMPIRE
Dio Brando: No, my children. This is just what happens you become I, Dio.
Baby boy: Why do you talk like that
[Sassy Rocket Launcher and Hypocritical prison child have gone online.]
Sassy Rocket Launcher: Gee why are y'all spamming so much
Sassy Rocket Launcher: JESUS CHRIST DAD PRIVATE MESSAGES ARE A THING
Dio Brando: Giorno, I'm your father. You don't question what I do.
Hypocritical prison child: This is probably the only time I'll love the fact Jotaro is my father.
Sassy Rocket Launcher: I'm regretting being born right now.
Baby boy: You need bleach?
Black birb: Peter that shouldn't even be a question his father just talked about being horny
Hypocritical prison child: Give the mafia boye his bleach already
Sassy Rocket Launcher: Yup I definitely need bleach right now
Baby boy: I'll pick you up at McDonald's at 3 and we can go volunteer at the dog shelter and pet and give affection to every dog there
Black birb: Can I come too?
Sassy Rocket Launcher: Yes please
Baby boy: Yes ofc
Baby boy: Also Jolyne and Mista feel free to come too
Hypocritical prison child: Nah thanks
Dio Brando: Dogs? Cats are clearly the better pet.
Sassy Rocket Launcher: Dad shut up I know you hate dogs and they remind you of Jonathan but just hush
Dio Brando: You dare try to hush me, Dio?
Hypocritical prison child: I'm just gonna yeet myself outta here.
Hypocritical prison child: But before I do
[Hypocritical prison child changed Dio Brando's name to Horny vampire.]
Sassy Rocket Launcher: i hate you
[Hypocritical prison child has gone offline.]
Sassy Rocket Launcher: Just please calm down and go hang out with Pucci or whatever
Horny vampire: Gladly ;)
Sassy Rocket Launcher: I hate you too.
Horny vampire: why didn't i pull out
[Horny vampire has gone offline.]
Sassy Rocket Launcher: Peter can we stay longer? I feel like I need more bleach than after usual interactions with my father.
Baby boy: Yeah ofc :)
[Baby boy, Black birb and Sassy Rocket Launcher have gone offline.]
Wade: Just what have I witnessed ;-;
Wade: I'm gonna yeet outta here, mostly because Anthro doesn't have any more ideas, but I'll just have you pretend this makes sense.
[Wade has gone offline.]
Ayyyy, it's Anthro again (aNd vEnxM, i dId tHe fIrsT pArT-)
I'm stealing paestel's account forever now and y'all can't do anything about it ò3ó
Okay arrivederci now go check out our update thing cuz reasons
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