"HEY ITS MY DEAD BODY AHAHHAHAHHA AH THIS IS QUITE DISGUSTING EW" said pizzers.
so pizzers, like the idiot he is, went inside his dead body
"huh. cool."
he went home and started to think about life.
"do I really want this?"
(this is WHY PIZZERS IS AN IDIOT)
so he thought about life more until he became a philosopher lolmake a choice:
start over in life: go to page 1
stay with your final choice: keep scrolling."huh. okay. This is fine." pizzers said, as hIS HOUSE WAS BURNING DOWN IN A FIRE AHHAHAHAHA HES ABOUT TO DIE IN A FIRE HAHAHHA ITS LIKE THAT "THIS IS FINE" MEME HAHAHHAhahahahhhahahhhhhhhhhhhh *chokes to death*
Ending 2/4: Boring Ending
"Life is boring. Make it fun by involving death. It always brings up attention and excitement. Or maybe fear. Probably excitement." - Pizzers
YOU ARE READING
PIZZERS AWESOME ADVENTURE THE FOURTH: WOWIE NUMBER 4!!1!!
Diversos4v4 in fortnite nah 4v4 in Mario kart aight thx