IM BACK!!!

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Me: Hey guys.......Im back FINALLY
(Everyone is giving me a death glare)
Me: WHY ARE YOU GUY'S LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT?
Patty: BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T UPDATED LIKE IN FOREVER!!!!!!
Me: well excuse me for having to go to the hospital!!
Soul/Kid: WHY DID YOU GO TO THE HOSPITAL?
Me:........BECAUSE MY OLDER SISTER THREW SOMETHING AT MY TEMPLE AND MY HEAD!!!!!!
Everyone: How is that even possible?
Me: We were both arguing about prom and stuff.......SHE BOUGHT A DRESS AND IT IS @$# as @$#$@##!!!!!
Liz: Wow your sister needs some help from the fashion police!!
Me: As I was saying but SOMEBODY interrupted me cough* Liz* cough!!! .......Well we were fighting and she threw her shoe at my face and I threw my phone at her face and it hit her face..........THEN OUT OF NO WHERE SHE THREW HER DAMN PURSE AT ME!!!!!
(Everybody sweat drops)
(Black*Star bursts out laughing)
Me: Black*Star.......Do you have a problem? (Has dark aura around body)
Maka: Makaaaaa-chop.....Black*Star do you have a death wish?
Black*star: Bwahahahah Daniela can't hurt me.....IM THE GREAT AND MIGHTY BLACK*STAR!!!
(Me: kicks Black*Star where the sun don't shine)
(Black*Star stops laughing and runs around scraming in pain)
(Everyone sweat drops)
Me: clears throat....ehrm.....THANK YOU FOR READING THIS FOR THE WASTE OF YOUR TIME!!!!
Everbody: Good bye!

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