Cheesy Pick-up Lines

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Nash-
I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?

Cameron-
Do you have a bandaid? Because I cut my knee pretty bad when I was falling for you.

Matthew-
Are you religious, because you are the answer to all of my prayers.

Hayes-
Are you a parking ticket because you have fine written all over you.

Taylor-
Can I follow you home? My parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Jack G-
Your eyes are bluer than the atlan- fuck it. Hook up with me?

Jack J-
I never thought Angels existed but there you are.

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