In Royal Heels

Achievement complete: Be a diva

I walked through the incredibly large airport. It seems that the airport isn't the only humongous things here, I said to myself as I looked at my body guards' towering bodies. Mira's parents are so protective of her though. I mean why should I cover my face when I am in public.. No wonder nobody recognizes her. That's maybe why she seemed so happy when I agreed to her plan. "Ms Porter?" How will she react when she meets Derp face? She'll die of disgust. "Ms Porter..?" OH AND PERRY PIG TAILS!!! That girl's sense of fashion is gonna send Mira right to the grave! "Excuse me Ms Porter?" Oh and Larry Longnose, Philip farts, Mary-makes u go-round... THERE ARE SOOO MANY PEOPLE!!!

"MS PORTER!!!" Shouts for the hundredth time my "chaperone". I was about to apologize until I thought that right now "I" am Mira. "Ugh don't shout like the only thing that's aloud to scream in my ears is my headphones and the only thing you peasants should do is serve me now carry these bags as I have a seat in the airplane cuz standing is like so exhausting! Omg!" And with that I stomped away.

I felt bad until...."we called her name a hundreds of time and she doesn't reply, what are we supposed to do! Stand there waiting with heavy bags full of clothes while she is day dreaming about more clothes!" One of the guys holding the fluffy pink bags mumbled to himself. I was about to shout to the world that ITS NOT MY NAME THEN HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO RESPOND WHEN I LEARNED ABOUT ALL OF THIS 2 DAYS AGO LIKE GOD!!! But again "I" am Mira. That's hard. Why is life so mea- WOW.

I'm not exaggerating when I say I literary entered a flying castle. I MEAN THERE IS A FOUNTAIN IN THERE HOW THE HELL WOULD I SHUT MY GAPING MOUTH RIGHT NOW!!! In the corner of my eyes I see a suspicious chaperone... Shit. "UGH my nail polish got ruined plus this colour is so like... Out of season like I feel so disgusted someone bring me these stupid people who do my nails like omg" as much as I feel bad... But business is business "oh and bring me those other people who do my hair 'cause like... I don't feel comfortable doing my nails only like the hair is something important too"

Still suspicious as ever, the chaperone sits beside me. I'm pretty sure every single servant in the airplane are waiting for the take off so they can jump from a decent height and commit suicide... And that means that I did well but that chaperone isn't buying it. Why does Mira have a chaperone anyways?

They come with a collection of mini jars full of glittery paint... That's how I classify nail polishes since I never liked people who use their nails as canvases.

When they asked me what colour I would like I shouted "PINK DUHHH". I looked at the chaperone just like the way kids look at their mothers after answering a hard question. She looks convinced enough for me.

Avoiding doing actions that can be used against me, during the flight I slept. Even though the perfume I'm wearing is so fucking heavy that every time I inhale like every human being I sneeze like a hippo. Why hippos? Well I don't know since the nail polish's smell isn't helping either!!!

This is gonna be hell of a flight....