A Joeysworldtour love story:

whAt Is GoInG oN!?!?!

You're a 20 year old man named "Thicc bih," you have an IQ below 64 and you still live in your parent's home, and you are a McDonalds worker.
One day at work, you were finishing up the late shift at McDonald's and started closing up the shop, until this inhumanly large figure put his face right up to the door and was also wearing Mickey ears. You are scared AF and you decide to let him in because you are afraid that he is going to bust down the door. You let the person in and to your surprise the person is joeysworldtour! He demands everything on the menu and holds you at nerf gun point. You are extremely nervous because you ran out of chicken McNuggets which are Joeys' most prized possession. You tell Joey that you ran out of half the supplies you would need to make the whole menu. Joey flips out and hits you with his "nerf gun" and then you pass out.

When you wake up you notice that you are in an eerie, dark room filled with XL Cheeto bags and McDonalds gift cards. You forget everything that happened at McDonalds last night and you head for the door. When you leave your room you see Joey passed out on the floor with Nutella smeared all around his face. You dgaf and you just leave until sirens start blaring as you touch the doorknob. Joeysworldtour wakes up and sprints down the hall and tackles you with his 543 pound body. You can't move nor fight, he slaps your back as he steps off of you. He tells you that you are a dumb- ass for trying to escape. But it gets worse... you forgot that you have school today! Even though you are 37 years old you are taking 3rd grade classes because you haven't passed yet. You tell Joey that you need to leave for personal purposes and he tells you no. He throws you back into your creepy room and then he slams the door and locks it. You start crying really loud and Joey tells you to stfu. You wipe your tears and fall back asleep on the licey sofa.

It's been two weeks now and Joey still won't let you out of your room! The only thing that you have eaten was leftover expired nacho cheese. You decide that you can't live like this anymore and you need to leave this house. You try to raid the room and find as many things as you can find to help you escape. You remove a picture of Joey dEePtHrOaTing a pickle from the wall and discover that there's a hidden tunnel behind it. You start to climb in until you hear a knocking on the door. you put the picture back and you open the door, Joey is standing there, panting, asking you to help him. He said, "You need to help me muchacho!" You asked him what's wrong and he said that the cops are at the door looking for him. You ask him, "Why do I need to help you when you are a convicted sex offender?" He asks you, "how do you know about that muchacho!??!" You pulled out Joey's mugshot which says 'Joey Hernandez' on it. He slaps you HARD across the face  and screams, "ThAt'S nOt MeEeEe!!!" He slaps you again and calls you a twat. You ask what can I do to help and he says that you need to give the cops a McDonalds gift card. You tell him that it isn't gonna work, you need a better bribe. Joey said that we need to make a run for it. Joey throws you over his shrexy shoulders like a sack of potatoes. He jumps out of a window with you on his shoulders, while you are falling out the window, joeysworldtour is shouting "WOOOWOOOWOOOWOOO!!!!!" you both land in a dumpster, Joey was left unbruised while you had traces of glass in your nasty skin. Joey picks you up again and throws you in his van. You ask "WhAt ArE yOu DoInG!?!?!?" Joey steps on the pedal and drives as fast as he can. You start to realize that none of this would've happened if you didn't work at McDonalds. You and joeysworldtour come to a stop in the middle of a forest and a log cabin in the middle of it. You look back in the van and find other muchachos who are taped down with edible glue. You just ignored the struggling minors like the selfish twat that you are. You and Joey head for the cabin. When you get in Joeysworldtour pubs you against the wall and whispers soft WoOwOoWoOwOos in your ear. You push him away because 1.) you have no idea who this dude is 2.) he is a twat 3.) he's a pedo. You tell him no and he runs up to another room and starts crying hysterically. You don't know what to do so you go up to Joey and start smooching him. His tears began to fade and a shrexy smirk started to appear on his face. He picked you up and put you on the countertop, ripping your shirt off. He placed his inhumanly large body on top of yours, having a flat out orgy. You rip his pants off and start giving him a BJ. He later creams his mayonnaise sauce into your mouth and decides to return the favor by shoving his XXXXXXXL BURRITO in your muchacho hole. you felt wrong because you have a girlfriend back home named "peaches" and you would never cheat on her, but Joey was the only exception. You have a daughter named Cora that you had with peaches when you and her were only 15. she was a prostitute and you were a man-whore. Unfortunately you have to leave it all behind to start your new journey, on the run with a sexy man named Joey.