Rants

ITCHY BALLS?

OK I know we always talked to a boy and you're in a deep discussion and all of a sudden he scratches his .....man parts.

My dad does it all the time and I feel very uncomfortable. Like HE DOESN'T EVEN TRY TO DO IT SECRETIVELY.

That's not only my dad but my teacher, my friends, my nephew, my dog and my uncles. Like no

And then it gets weird cause I accidentally look cause I think what was so important for you to make a commotion while I'm talking.

And its not like I just move my eyes and look away like I didn't look

NO

I PUT MY WHOLE HEAD DOWN AND LOOK

See now you just made it awkward by scratching your itchy balls and then I look its gets very weird very fast.

Like today im sitting in my last period of the say ROTC(I'm just in it for the scholarship but its OK) then my teacher comes and starts talking to me. No big deal right so then he does it...HE DOES IT AND ITS DIRECTLY IN MY FACE. And the worse part ... he's 67.....help

But I have questions

1 DO THEY SCRATCH THEM OR PUT THEM BACK WHERE THEIR SUPPOSE TO GO OR BOTH

2 DO THEY HAVE MAN CRABS THAT MAKE THEM NEEED TO SCRATCH AT THE VERY MOMENT

3 DOES YOUR HAND SMELL LIKE BALLS AFTERWARDS

4 IS IT REALLY HARD TO GO TO THE BATHROOM OR IN A CORNER (hehe I go to the bathroom to dig out cheese I'm not ashamed)

IF QUESTIONS ARE ANSWERED THERE WILL BE A PRIZE THE PRIZE IS NOT GREAT OF A PRIZE BUT ITS A PRIZE

(THE PRIZE WILL BE A THANK YOU AND MY LITTLE SISTERS PENCIL)