I'm scared of Sloths
Imagine Sloths being able to run and fast.
I use to kill butterflies and moths and put it in my bookbag
I once tasted Vanilla Extract
I smelled it I was like 5 so my mom saw and said go ahead try it
I took a huge gulp
Worse Day
I get very weird and come up with lies in front of people
People say I don't talk a lot...Lies
When I'm in class and I need to go in my bookbag I don't because I know its gonna make a lot of noise
I know when I'm being annoying but continue because I don't want to stop because you told me too
I make things very awkward
I raise my hands sometimes but then pretend I scratch my head
I feel weird when I'm with family
I purposely ignore messages or calls from people
I fell out a truck when I was like 5 months old
I was conceived in prison
I use to not know how to pronounce my name so I tried and avoid saying it
Sometimes I get extra
I was on my to megacon with my friends and we had fake guns and knives and stuck it out the window to scare people...it worked
I use to pretend and be a stalker and say weird stuff and when they asked me personal questions I would guess and get it right
During Halloween when my bag is half way I dump it in another bag leave it in my moms car and when people ask me why I have such little candy I say I just started so they can give me more
Sometimes I just black out when i clean
or walk home so it can go by faster
I don't like most of my family on my dad side
I pretend to be tough
I can't skate
i don't like hotsauce
I have 4 Siblings and theres 3 different dads
Sometimes I wish I can just give up school and do what I want but remember I wanna prove everyone wrong
I'm a Sagittarius♐(^.^)
I suck at emojis
I like and hate swipe and autocorrect
The sun is yellow like me
I like to use quotes from movies in real life
I was singing the theme song to little Einsteins and bubble guppies by mistake in my algebra class I don't know if that laughed at my singing or what I was singing
I have a good memory
When I sing I sound like a dying donkey eating peanut butter(which isn't fair because my sister can sing)
I can play tunk, I declare war, and gold fish
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