Honk of beans on a sunday morning

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Liam woke up in shock he'd forgotten where he was for a second then he remembered as he felt Noel's mullet brush off the side of his face 🥰🥰  I could get used to this Liam thought as he laid in Noel's bed
He walked into the kitchen to see Noel in the kitchen in his favourite Aeropostale t-shirt the one from the Bethany Mota Range and his hair tied back his forehead kinda looked big 🥴🤫....bit awkward Liam still fancied the hole off him though
'What's for brekkie' asked Liam he was really craving some hot milk with the skin on it of course and wetabix....yum
'ItZ BeanZ' said Noel
Again.........Liam thought to himself ....
'Whats wrong with you slag' said noel
'Ngl Not in the poxy mood for beans and your fore head looks big and I can see your big toe aa you have a hole in ur sock you dirty mongrel'.....period liam SNAPPED
Noel stood there in shock it was going so well but in an angry state noel also sNappED
'WELL YOU HAVE A FAT NOSE FAT MOLE AND A FUCKIN TYRE TRACK ON UR ARM PERIOD POO AND FUCK YOU AS I BAKED SOME BREAD YOU LIL FUCKIN BITCH'
Suddenly Someone kicked down the door..................

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