my shitty ship headcanons

Part 1

this is from my tumblr

-the crew of the infinity got tired of saying "the chief, the commander, and the captain" (or any other combination of they're names/ranks/titles) when referring to them as a couple so they just start saying "chasker"

-when they learn chiefs name, they turn it to "josker"

-lasky is actually good at poker but fakes being bad because a) he loves how Palmer gets when she (thinks) is winning, and b) he's trying to build up johns self confidence because when he isn't doing anything militarily, it's super low

-but he slowly increases the difficulty for them

-completely wipes the floor with them at a game of strip poker

-they have broken several card tables (And by several I mean dozens) after these games of strip poker

-surprisingly, lasky is the impatient one in the bedroom (or where ever the mood strikes them)

-when it gets real late, and his partners aren't in bed, John will go to where they're at and carry them to bed

-Palmer secretly loves to sit in one of hers boyfriends laps (out of armor of course)

-anyone who comments on this do so at great risk

-if he's out of armor long enough, chief gets a pretty nice tan

-neither lasky or Palmer can tan.

-Palmer straight up burns