Spiderson (Cinnamon Roll) One-Shots

The Song

Summary: Peter has been singing different parodies of the spiderman song to the avengers all day.
Let's see what he has to say.

Peter is 15

Enjoy!

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Peter didn't want to do this but.... A dare is a dare.

*Next Morning*

Peter headed down to breakfast to have some cereal whilst Thor was eating his famous tarts that pop.

A few minutes later, the toaster popped the poptars up and scared Thor (A God, huh XD) which made him bump into Peter and make him tilt against the bowl and spill all of the cereal with the milk.

Awkward silence filled the kitchen and soon Peter started his challenge:

"Spiderman, Spiderman

Eats some breakfast with Thor man

There goes the bowl, now its spilled

Its a shame because it was filled

Oh, I'll just take some pop tarts."

Peter sang as he walked out of the kitchen heading back to his bedroom after grabbing the finished pop tarts in his mouth.

"NOT MY TARTS THAT POP!" Thor screamed watching his joy slip away through another joy's hands.

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Steve entered the bathroom to do his business, and once the door closed, Peter came upside down, webbed to the ceiling and started his parade again:

"America's Ass, America's Ass

Goes on top of the toilet

Carries a shield, has blond hair

During 70 years he was no where

Oh, here comes-"

Steve burst out of the bathroom, done with his business and yelled out like the mother hen he is:

"LANGUAGE!"

Que Peter falling from the roof and running from the mighty flip flop.

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Peter was watching some Star Wars with Tony in the living room until they heard a vent opening and a yell of battle with a hint of fear. Peter didn't need to be told twice:

"Birdbrain, Birdbrain

Does whatever with his dumb brain

Crawls through the vents, like FNAF

But Nat comes in, cuts his laughs

Oh-"

Que Natasha beating the living bird chirp out of Clint

"Rip Birdbrain"

Tony just facepalmed mentally and wondered why he ever made Peter part of the Avengers.

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Peter climbed through his bedroom window after a long night after patrol and immediately collapsed on his bed without taking off his superhero outfit.

And because he just felt like it:

"Tired-man, Tired-man

Does patrol past 12am

Saves a dog, hurts his head

He just wants to lay in bed

Oh, there goes Tired-man"

Now leave! Let the poor Cinnamon Roll sleep!!

Jk Jk XD Ignore meh !!

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Tony and Pepper got back from the best date they ever had. Tonight, The Tony Stark has proposed to Pepper and both wore the biggest smiles on their faces.

When they entered the living room, the whole team, including Loki and Bucky, was there to congratulate them which the new found engaged couple thanked them for.

A few minutes into the celebration, Peter sang once again:

"Tony Stark, Tiny Stark-"

Everyone froze and stared at the young teen.

"Does whatever with his bots

Has a girlfriend, gets on his knees

Lifts up a ring and now you see

Oh, here comes Pepper Stark"

Loki started laughing so hard, his stomach hurt. The others... They didn't know what to think, but Pepper found it cute. (Pepper, what does Peter do that ISN'T cute?!)

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Peter has been singing parodies all week to the point the whole team, minus Loki and Pepper, wanted to chase him down.

They all stood in front of the teen with annoyed or angry expressions while Peter just stood there, staring at them with his Spiderman suit on.

He turned around, faced the window and sang one last time:

"Spiderman, Spiderman

Sings too much, no one understands

Annoys his family, that was fun

But after that, he's on the run

Oh...YEET! *Throws himself out of the window*

THERE GOES SPIDERMAN!"

"BAMBI! GET YOUR ASS BACK IN HERE!!"

"LaNgUaGe!"

"NOT THE DAMN BIRDS TIME AMERICAS ASS!!"

And so, the avengers, minus Loki and Pepper, chased Peter into the sunset.

By the way, it was Loki who gave Peter the dare XD

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Hope you liked it.

I SHALL AVENGE AWAY!

YEET! *Throws self out of window*