Spiderson (Cinnamon Roll) One-Shots

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Summary: The title is self explanatory XD

Peter is 15

The text messages are copied from Google but I changed them a bit.

Enjoy!

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1)

Peter: Flash gave me a black eye again along with a broken nose...

Tony: Oh? Did he now?

Peter: Damn it! That was meant for MJ! Sorry dad!

Tony: Give me his address and then buy some popcorn, we'll watch Star Wars after I'm done with him.

Peter: Dad no

Tony: Dad yes!

Peter:... Wait, Star Wars?

Tony: You bet

Peter: Give him a broken nose for me :)

Tony: Of course son, now start the popcorn.

I don't even know what happened here XD

2)

Peter: Dad where are you?

Tony: Leaving Walmart, that place is so damn cheap... Why?

Peter: Oh no reason, just wondering how you forgot your 15 year old son at Walmart especially when you insisted I come with you :)

I think this is my favorite :) Peter being so damn innocent is Kool aid XD

3) Okay this one, Peter has an ex boyfriend, but he will only be mentioned in this one part of the whole book... I think. But yall can kill him, so start packing your weapons :)

Peter: Ned, Tyler cheated on me...

Peter: Oh shit! Sorry dad that was meant for Ned, ignore it!

Tony: Send me his address

Peter: You're in another state tho...

Tony: Its called a private jet by a billionaire, now where does this ass hole live?

Peter: Kick him in the groin for me :) Love you dad.

Now that... Idek XD

4) /Group chat between Tony, Peter and Pepper/

Peter: How was your flight to California?

Tony: Um, this is his girlfriend, who are you and why are you texting him? -_-

Peter: Okay first of all, stop calling yourself his 'girlfriend' to make yourself look better and richer than the other girls, we all now you ain't official so don't flatter yourself. Second, I'm the person who can make any girl go from girlfriend to ex real quick.

Pepper: Now how was my husband and his father's flight bitch?

5)

Peter: Mr. Stark, can you pick me up from school? I got suspended

Tony: WHAT?! HOW?!

Peter: The teacher said a simple statement and I asked a simple question.

Tony: What was the statement?

Peter: The teacher said that atoms make up everything

Tony: And?

Peter: So I asked: "Then should we be trusting you?"

Tony: You are never buying another science pun shirt again.

Peter: You're proud of my though :')

Tony: Of course, why wouldn't I be?

Nice parenting XD

6) And the classic:

Peter: Dad, when will you get home? I'm hungry

Tony: Hi hungry, I'm dad

Peter: And you say you aren't old

Tony: I'm not old, I'm dad

Peter: This is why Pepper is my favorite parent

Tony: You sure?

Peter: No :)... But seriously, when are you getting here?

Tony: I'm right behind you watching Pepper cook you pasta

Peter: Proof that you're old enough for dad jokes :) XD

Tony: You little shit

Peter: Love you too <3

Its official, Tony is getting old XD

I don't even know what this was anymore ;-;

But I promise the serious one shots will come after this guys!

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Hope you liked it.

I SHALL AVENGE AWAY!

YEET! *Throws self out of window*