Featuring:Riliane Lucifen d'Autriche, Ney, Alexiel Lucifen d'Autriche/Allen Avadonia(who is pretending to be a girl without anyone knowing), Clarith, and Michaela.
Parody of:Candystore from Heathers the Musical.
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Riliane:Are we gonna have a problem?
You got a bone to pick?
You've come so far,
Why now are you pulling on my hair?
I'd normally slap your face off,
And everyone here could watch.
But I'm feeling nice.
Here's some advice.
Listen up, bitch!
♫ ♫ ♫
Alexiel and Ney:I like!
Riliane:Lookin' hot
Buying stuff they cannot
Alexiel and Ney:I like!
Riliane:Drinkin' hard
Maxin' Leonhart's credit card!
(Clarith:You can't even drink yet?!)
Alexiel and Ney:I like!
Riliane:Skippin' gym
Killing her
Screwing him
Alexiel and Ney:I like!
Riliane:Pretty clothes
The royals:Kickin' nerds in the nose!
Riliane:If you lack the balls
You can go play dolls
Let your mommy fix you a snack, wait she's dead!
Alexiel and Ney:Woah!?
Riliane:Or you could come with us
Drink some earl grey tea
In my carriage with the prince and Germaine!
The royals:Woah! Woah! Woah!
Honey, whatchu waitin' for?
Welcome to my candy store
It's time for you to prove
You're not a commoner anymore
Then step into my candy store
The royals:Guys bow
(Alexiel:😤)
Alexiel:At your feet
Do what you need,
Ney:Help you cheat
The royals:All you
Alexiel:need to do
Riliane:Say goodbye to tree bitch
The royals:That tree's
Alexiel:Not your friend
I can tell in the end
The royals:If she
Ney:Had your spot
The royals:She would leave you all alone!
Alexiel:'Course if you don't care
Fine! Go braid her leaves
Maybe Sesame Street is on!
The royals:Woah!
Alexiel:Or forget the tree
Ney:And get on my horse
Riliane:Let's go burn down someones home!
The royals:Woah! Woah! Woah!
Honey, whatchu waitin' for?
Welcome to my candy store
You just gotta prove
You're not a commoner anymore
Then step into my candy store
Riliane:You can join the group
Alexiel and Ney:Or you can bitch and moan
Riliane:You can live the dream
Alexiel and Ney:Or you can die alone
The royals:You can fly with eagles
Or if you prefer
Keep on testing me
And end up like her!
Michaela:Clarith, look!
Kyle invited me to his homecoming party.
This proves he's been thinking about me.
Clarith:Color me stoked.
Michaela:I'm so excited!
The royals:Woah!
Ney:Honey, whachu waiting fo—
Riliane:SHUT THE F*CK UP NEY!
Step into my candy store!
Oooh woah! Woah oh oh! (Ney and Alexiel:Time for you to prove you're not a commoner anymore)
The royals:Then step into my candy store
It's my candy store
It's my candy
It's my candy store
It's my candy
It's my candy store
YOU ARE READING
Evillious Chronicles Song Parodies
De TodoHere you can find song parodies for Evillious Chronicles Characters, from ships, to sad songs, to anything I feel like! You can also request songs! I posted these on my amino too, by the way. Here is the link to my Evillious amino account (some of y...
