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5. All the Single Ladies

            
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Kyungsoo

I stayed up all night praying the school wouldn't erupt into flames.

This campus is full of sinners and I'd be fucked if I continue to associate with them when God strikes.

I know he's beyond fed up right now- with all the racism, vanity, and homosexuality going on around this campus!

I close the curtains to my dorm room and kneel in front of the candles. It's dark and I can't see anything except the three flames.

I adjust my glasses then close my eyes, hands in payer position.

Dear God, if you do decide to murder everyone here............please spare me.

You can take Baekhyun though. He's a whore.

And also........send professor Seungri to prison.
Or hell.

Amen!

I blow out the candles, turn on the lights, and open the curtains. I peer out the window of the third floor. I can see about 1/6 of the student-body enjoying themselves outdoors.

I can admit- it's a beautiful Saturday evening but I don't want to be caught in God's crossfire, so I'll be staying inside today.

If I'm the last person he leaves on earth, I don't know what I'll do.

It would honestly be miserable I think. Maybe just watch re-runs of Love Island.
No!
That's a sinner's show.
It was only one time, don't let the devil test you again, Kyungsoo!

A pretty blonde-haired girl looks up from her picnic in the grass, our eyes meet.

I hurry and close the curtains.

Just then, All the Single Ladies by Beyoncé echoes throughout my empty room.

Someone's calling my phone.

I walk over to my top bunk and retrieve it.

Great, it's that whore calling.

I inhale a sharp breath before answering. "Hello?"

"Hey D.O! Where the fuck are you?!" He screeches into my ear.

The sound of Baekhyun's voice is what you hear when you enter the gates of hell.
That's why I won't sin.

"I'm in my dorm room, praying for your salvation." I state calmly.

"Oh Jesus Christ!" Baekhyun states, and I can practically hear him face-palming. "You're still on that religious shit, Kyungsoo?!"

I stare at the IU poster across the room.

He sighs, "You know what forget it- I have something important to tell you!"

"What?" I ask blankly. I could care less what a heathen has to say right now.

"Guess who just got a new roommate?"

"Who?" I deadpan. The excitement in his voice is annoying me.

"Tae-hyung."

My eyes go wide. My mouth agape.

Baekhyun continues, " Yeah, I know right?! I saw the little fucker in the lobby this evening. He's new here. Ah-I forgot his name."
He mutters to himself, "Was it Jungoo........... Junglebook...........Jung-"

"Jungkook?" I interrupt.

"Holy shit, yeah! How'd you know?"

"It's a common name and everything you blubbered out of your useless trap sounded similar."

"Ah -well let's go kick his ass!"

I sigh, pinching the bridge of my nose. "Baekhyun, I won't be kicking any backsides. Calm down, the kid's already gonna suffer enough. This is Taehyung we're talking about. Anyone within a three mile radius of him is no threat. Their bound to become friends, I say we wait it out."

He sighs. "Yeah, but- I don't know. I still can't forgive that idiot for what he did to you-know-who. What if they become......like some super team or something.....I don't know......do you think they'll get scouted?"

"Of course they'll get scouted, you idiot!" I yell.
"Lee Soo-Man of sm entertainment already had his eyes on Taehyung! You know this!"

Baekhyun sounds panicked. "And that's our spot! Shit! We need that contract, Kyungsoo what are we gonna do?!"

"Wait.it.out." I state flatly.

"Ok man- well I gotta go. See ya Monday?" He asks.

"Yeah." My eyes still glued to the wall.

Baekhyun sighs again. "Alright dude, take care of yourself, b-"
I press the end call button before he finishes.

My feet moving on autopilot, I grab the IU poster by the middle, and rip it off the wall-

tearing it into shreads.