Radio: we would like to alert u of a mass killer has escaped from prison
Wife: we should lock the doors
Husband: nah
Prison Guy (bust in and ties the husband to a chair and his wife to the bed and kisses her on the neck and goes to the bathroom
Husband: (whisper) that is definetly the man that broke out from prison, I seen how he was kissing u , he's gonna come back in to rape u, just don't complain or fight back,
be strong honey ,BE STRONG!
Wife: he wasn't kissing me he was whispering saying he was gay and ask if we had any vasaline, I told him it was in the bathroom,
be strong honey,BE STRONG!
YOU ARE READING
LOL!!!!!!!!!
HumorGrab a extra pair of pants cause I guarantee your gonna pee the ones u have on
