Dutch: hello there, reader. I know you have been watching us making shit together.
Arthur: don't scare them!
Dutch: okay, anyways. I, Sir Dutch Van der Linde, finally came up with a plan! Since our author here, Miss. Frye
Jane: ahem, Mrs.Frye
Dutch: Missus I mean, made a new book still about our Arthur Morgan.
Arthur: No pressure.
Bill: When are you gonna do a book about me.
(Y/n): Idk man, nobody makes a book about you. But, Micah had one.
Micah: *grins*
Hosea: Children, please let Dutch continue. Go on, Dutch.
Dutch: as I have said, the book is called 'Bottle and a Gun' , with you being a Spanish Revolutionary.
(Y/n): woohoo!
Dutch: so read it you sons of bitches or we'll rob a train again and, and I have a goddamn plan!
Lenny: save us, please. We beg you
Dutch: I HAVE A GODDAMN PLA----
