MINECRAFT STEVE X SPONGEBOB FF

chapter two

  Inside someone's house...

Steve: "Huh...where am I? And what even is that?"

"She has a name you know, it's not nice to call her "that"

Steve: "Okay then, so who are yOU OH MY GOSH YOU'RE A TALKING SPONGE"

"Nice to meet you too... my name is Spongebob and that's my pet snail Gary"

Steve: "Blah blah blah just tell me where I am, how I got here and why am I here."

Spongebob: "Hmpf you're pretty mean"

Steve: "Just please tell me what I want"

Spongebob: "Fine, you are in my house in the city of Bikini Bottom because I brought you here"

Steve: "Why did you bring me here?! This completely puts me in the wrong direction of finding a sea temple"

Spongebob: "You should be grateful, I saved your life"

Steve: "Psh "sAvEd mY LiFe" I was fine before you came! I had potions with me so I could find the temple and I even had a full enchanted set of diamond armour, but now iTS ALL WASTED FOR NOTHING"

Spongebob: "YOU WERE'NT FINE, I saw this thing floating around so I decided to see what it was. It ended up being you DROWNING, so I chose to save you by bringing you home, where there's air, food, shelter and of course water"

Steve: "Oh.. well then thanks. You said there was food right? I'm hungry, can we eat that snail?"

Spongebob: "wHAT NO, lets eat other food, like a krabby patty, my treat"

Steve: "Whats a krabby patty?"

Spongebob: "A really yummy burger"

Steve: "Alright then"