Rowley x Rodrick

Zoo wee mama

(ROWLEY'S POV)

so, it was Friday, and that meant that me and Greg could have a sleepover! And that's what we did. God I love sleepovers at Greg's house...just smelling his brother Rodrick's  odour is just ~m m m~

(GREG'S POV)

UGH! I couldn't wait for Rowley to get here!! I had a great night planned out!! Were gonna eat some "super healthy snacks" aka chocolate  and watch a movie fit for our age "andy's magic cushion" aka" THE FOOT!  holy cow! This is gonna be awesome!!

-t h e   s t o r y-

So it was a Friday, school had just finished and Rowley sPrInTed home. He waited for his mum to open the door and as soon as she did, he
F l e w  past her

(he didn't even say hi like wtf rOwLey)

He ran up to his room and grabbed his bag, he shoved all his clothes and stuff in it (not adding detail bc it's not that important lmao)
He zipped up his bag and sat on his bed. He turned on his TV at the end of his bed and a loud moan came from the porn channel he had left on over night. He wasn't too concerned as it had happened before. But he switched the channel to Disney Channel and watched bizardvark with Jake Paul.

About 5 minutes later, the doorbell rang and Rowley turned into sonic and literally sprinted down the stairs yeeting his mum out the way.

It was Greg.

"HEY GREG!" Rowley shouted
"Hey Rowley!" You ready for our sleepover tonight??" He replied  *obviously knowing Rowley would say yeah.*

Greg and Rowley leaped into Rodrick's big white di- uhh I mean...van.

Rodrick's big white van.

The messy-haired emo baby was in the front seat of the van, his eyeliner was perfectly applied around his beautiful brown eyes he is a god.

When they arrived back to "The Heffley Residence"
Greg and Rowley ran upstairs, they were in Greg's room just talking about random shit.

A few minutes after, Greg went to the bathroom. Rowley kinda just sat on the edge of greg's bed and twiddled his thumbs when he saw someone step into the room, he looked up and saw the black haired edgy band boy he fantasized about every night.

"Rowley..." Rodrick whispered in his sexiest voice.

"R-Rodrick, hi..." Rowley mumbled.

"Why don't you uhhh...come into my room after dinner, I wanna show you something but uhh...don't tell Greg, got it?" Rodrick smirked at him...

Why the fuck would rodrick want to show Rowley out of all people his room?!?

"Uh...got it." Said Rowley, unsure as to what he had just agreed to.