Kairi:Walker and reed went to England?Jonah:Andi and Buffy were supposed to fill in for them but they got captured along Tj and kira turned them into evil patorangers by switching their memories with the early memories of keiichiro,Sakuya and tsukasa.Kairi:shit!K-Man and Tsukasa!Jonah:i said Sakuya t-Kairi:who? Jonah:you like Umika chan don't you.Jonah:I'm telling Sakuya.Jonah:I'm telling Andi and Buffy and Cyrus and kaelyn a-Kairi:*jumps on Jonah and puts gag in his mouth*Jonah:*mumbles for help*
Abby:*knocks on Ben's door*Ben:*opens*Abby:you've been ignoring me!Ben:*thinks*this is what I get for dating someone who's part Spanish isnt it.Abby:I've missed you!*tackles him*Abby:*thinks*i hope he isn't regretting dating someone who's part Spanish.Ben:you wanna see my new album?Abby:sure!Ben:i have to finish my hw first and it's hard!Abby:oh my dad can help you with that*calls Edward and leaves*Ben:*gulps in fear and drops pen*Edward:*walks in*Edward:what are your intentions with my girl?
Ben:sir-Edward:*pounces on Ben like a wildcat and pushes him to the wall*Ben:sir,that's a little close.Edward:*starts twisting Ben's hand*Sir what is your intentions with Abigail del little, molympus-garcia,colon?Ben:really sir? Molympus Garcia?You really had to do her like that?Edward:I call the shots here you little bitch.Ben:*starts whimpering*Tj:by the power vested upon us by the global police-Buffy:all criminals whether phantom thief*Abbie,Marty,Amber, Cyrus and Jonah hiss at Buffy*
Buffy:or ganglers*Emily Kira destra and Gauche hiss at Buffy*Andi:will be brought to justice and death!Andi,Buffy,Tj: KEISATSU CHANGE!Cyrus:look jonah you're gonna be the voice of reason.Marty:and if that doesn't work you can sing tREeInG sUrRoNd jEw to Andi.Cyrus:*sighs*the song was called,being around you Marty.Andi:patran Ichigou!Edward:I don't think a man like you deserves my daughter.Edward:or deserves to be alive.Edward:keep it up and I'll deport abby to italy.Ben:no sir please don't.
Edward:lemme see that homework assignment young lady.Ben:*thinks*lady?These spanish-italian men are really rude around here.-2 hours later-Ben:*thinks*nope nope nope gotta break up with this hoe*slams random clothes and accidentally a bunch of sentai weapons and the miracle box into a suitcase and starts running*Edward:aww!We didn't even go to Madrid yet!*laughs*he's not ready for Abby. Edward:that's my girl ™
Marinette:TIKKI!TIKKI!TIKKI WHERE ARE YOU!Adrien: PLAGG!*marinette and adrien slam into each other*Adrien:ouchie ouchie!Marinette:*awkward noises*im so sorry I'm trying to find somethi-Chloe:the miraclous is gone!Marinette and Adrien:OH NO!Cyrus:*gets slammed into the ground by tj*Marty:and need good striker!Abbie:fuck,i think someone took good striker!Good Striker:*thinks*shit im being kidnapped!!!.Ben:let's go home bag.Good Striker:owieegsjaeh where's home oof.AAH!
Cyrus:im not gonna let you make me kill all of my best friends.Kira:you have no choice!*spits on buffy*Buffy:how dare a dirty,peasant like you spit on a queen like me.Buffy:*slams Kira on the ground and starts beating her ass*Abbie:OH SHIT!*starts recording*Marty:Buffy calm down!Amber:first you kick the bitch,off the basketball team and now,you coming for her damn weave gosh Buffy!Buffy:bitch i don't play!I am a god sister!*spirals and forces kira through a plate of bricks*Tj:Buffy!Cyrus:*tries to pull Kira away from buffy*Kira:weak hoe.
Kairi:Jonah how do you feel?Jonah:weaker than Cameron kasky when Joshua doesn't retweet his tweets on twitter.Kairi:so your feeling uniconic?Jonah:yes you slammed me too hard!Oww!Kairi:Jonah calm down.Abby:Kairi kun what did you do to my baby? Jonah:I'm fin-Abby:I was talking about cam kasky.Jonah:oh I'm sorry didn't know you were big on gun control and activism.Abby:oh im sorry I didn't know you were big on abusing your girlfriend and not liking Joshua rush's tweets.Jonah:WHAT YOU EXPEC IM JONAH BECC!
Kira: enough!*throws Buffy into Cyrus arms*Buffy:get off me you dirty thief!Buffy:*gets knife ready to stab cyrus*Amber:oh damn this spell has Buffy madder than the time Cyrus slapped that burger out of buffy's hand lol andi oop-.Tj:*kicks Buffy in the face and starts choking him*Tj:don't you dare lay a finger on this thief his ass is mine.Andi:thelo-Tj:HE'S WITH ME!*Andi and Buffy step back in fear*Marty:aww that's so gay i still ship it!Tj:shut up kaitou.Marty:aww he's trying to pretend like he's into ugly horse Kira and not cyrus lol that's funn-
Kira:TJ IS INTO ME!Tj:yeah I am into you Kira.Kira:i knew it!Tj:but only cause of that nasty love spell you put on me.Tj:kaitou... Take this curse away from me.Cyrus:*nods*yes sir*puts the magic collection piece on tjs chest*Magic:Magic!3-2-0 Masquerade!Cyrus:*snaps fingers**gets teleported inside TJ's head*Kairi:eHh!The collection wouldn't do that for me.Touma:the collection supports their gay love.Cyrus:NOW LETS BREAK THESE MEMORIES!*smashes tjs brain with a hammer*
*Cyrus hears sound that goes memory restoration and he gets thrown out of tjs head*Tj:i remember.Tj:I remember every single little thing Kira did to me and I want revenge!Tj:*gives cyrus his patrizer*Tj:its yours now.*andi and everyone else gasp*Cyrus:*gives him the lupin changer*its yours now.*Marty and everyone else gasp* Keiichiro,Sakuya,Tsukasa:AND JUSTICE WILL BE OURS AGAIN!Andi,Marty, Keiichiro:YOU CAN'T GET AWAY WITH FIGHTING SOMETHING AS POWERFUL AS WE ARE! Andi:teamup time!
(Shortest chapter in fanfiction ever award goes to ME!im getting lazy wit this shit!)
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LupatMack
Fanfiction(Idea of this story was created may 12th the writing gets better by episode 35 i think)The lives of andi,marty,buffy,amber,cyrus,tj,jonah,reed,Walier and gus along with everyone in shadyside are changed forever when the kaitou sentai lupinranger and...
