Kairi:🎶Fa la la la la la la la laaaaaaa🎶Camden: SHUT UP! I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A SEX DREAM!Kairi:I swear who TF are you abbie?Camden:no but I was dreaming about her. Abby:merry Christmas Camden!Camden:oh here she is Abby's back!Hold on I didn't finish dreaming about you yet. *Kairi now realises Camden wasn't having a sex dream about ABBIE**his face looks shocked and disgusted*Abby:don't worry kairi I got you something. Abby:*kisses Camden's cheek**kairi leaves*Camden:Abby get back in here*pulls Abby in his bed**Abby screams**insert a Christmas version of LuPat theme song here*
Kairi:*storms into castle VSX*Ben Olsen:merry chr- Kairi:happy holidays your girlfriend is cheating on you! Cyrus:and the good trouble gang is having Christmas at the cotorie. Umika:oh that's gonna be messy. Mako:I'm back!Jason:hi!I'm Jason have some salmon!Umika:salmon?*charges at Jason*Julia:oh shit!*umika starts whacking Jason with makos dildo*Abby:ehh at least I'm not being whacked with a dildo this time,other people can actually enjoy it. Jason:I'm not enjoying this!Umika:I have a salmon on Christmas phobia!Ana Sofia: Y'ALL ARE TOO LOUD!ITS 3 AM IN THE MORNING!Jonah:I'm getting Cyrus under the mistletoe.
Confessional Cyrus: Yay! I'm a Jew so this day means nothing to my kind!I guess I'll get something for Jeremy and his mother though. Confessional Cyrus:and I got gifts for Andi,buffy,Cyrus,TJ, Jonah,Amber,Marty,Tsukasa and Umika. *Cyrus wrapping TJ's gift*Cyrus:🎶YOU ARE THE ONLY EXCEPTION 🎶Abby:so imma go to Italy now. Abby:b- Camden:*puts a mistletoe over Abby's head*I think you can stay for a 20 minute makeout session?*Abby grabs Camden's mistletoe and burns in*Camden:no! Some lady products for Nicole were in there!
Camden:you owe me an hour for that. Abby:well then. Abby:*says in seductive voice*Merry Christmas. *Camden is practically shaking everywhere as he pulls abby in and starts kissing her*Abby:*thinks in her head*Abby:if I steal Yumis boyfriend on Christmas/Her birthday, she'll never love this day again!Abby: yes,I'm so smart!Abby:you know we should go out on a date!Camden:really?!?!?!You finally return feelings for me?!?!!!Abby:yea I mean like your not that bad I guess. Camden:let's go!. Abby:not now!Let's keep kissing. Confessional Abby:he has amazing lips don't judge me.
Confessional Abby:ok I judge myself! And I'm cheating on Ben! But no one was judging kaelyns mom when she cheated on dad! But that was because he cheated with Mom so he could have me. Confessional Abby: well dad didn't just cheat on kaelyns mom with just my mom he also had "fun" with cecis mom,dizzys mom,evies mom,aristelles mom- CHEATING RUNS IN THE FAMILY OK!Jeremy:merry Christmas Lisa!Stormy:kaelyn get the gun,KAELYN GET THE GUN!Kaelyn:yes mom!*runs and gets the gun*Abbie:you ain't shooting my cousin! Especially not on his birthweek mom!
Confessional Abbie:kinda sucks that I only exist cause Edward cheated on her 7 times. Confessional Abbie:doesn't even feel like she's my mother.
*Cast interview*Kaelyn:oh great it's you today*rolls eyes*Neil:yo what's with the attitude sis. Kaelyn:you keep calling my mom Lisa. *cringes and get s flashbacks*Neil:heeeeey Lisa. Neil:LISAAAAAAAA GOOD MORNING!*abbie is holding onto Neil as they get dragged through snow*Neil:heeeey Lisa!Neil:*pops out of giant present*🎶ITS LISA 🎶 Neil:hey Lisa! Neil:HEY LISA! Neil:*screams hey Lisa with two loud microphones and you can hear it 500 miles away**flashbacks end*Kaelyn:*rolls eyes*sit down and get your ugly ass talking about how your relationship with Abbie is impactful. *Kaelyns mom walks in*
Neil:hey LISSSSAAAAAAAAA!!!! Kaelyn:*goes crazy and destroys the interview room*Alex:hey jew could you make yourself useful and hang the Christmas decorations! Cyrus:could you make yourself useful my killing yourself!?!?!?! Alex:no cause I wouldn't exist anymore! *Neil shibata walks in* Director:this isn't your scene Neil!CUT!!!!*kaelyns mom walks in*Neil:hey Lisa!Neil:woah woah there Lisa save the angry scene for the next episode. Wonyoung:why are you wearing that lisa? We're not filming a hooker scene. Kaelyn: hooker?Wonyoung:your a 80 year old wearing a skirt stop- *kaelyn pounces on Neil and Wonyoung and starts beating them*
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LupatMack
Fanfiction(Idea of this story was created may 12th the writing gets better by episode 35 i think)The lives of andi,marty,buffy,amber,cyrus,tj,jonah,reed,Walier and gus along with everyone in shadyside are changed forever when the kaitou sentai lupinranger and...
