There once was a boy. The boy's name was Trevor. Trevor's mother was called Karen and Trevor's father was called Bret. The dad was missing. He had been that for almost 11 years. He went missing the day he went to the grocery-market to buy milk, but that's a different story. Well, back to the story I was about to tell. The boy had two friends, but only two because he was annoying. The boys' favorite game was Fortnite. They LOVED playing it, even though they were horrible. Even Trevor's little sister was better, and that tells a lot because she is five. The girl's name was Emma. Trevor's friends were called Jimmy and Hans. They were often hungry, but his mother wouldn't give them food. She thinks it's too expensive to buy them food all the time. She doesn't like them either.
One day the three boys went to the store to buy some milk, because like I said, The boy's dad never came back. Anyways the boys went into Walmart. They went to the milk session and grabbed a bottle of Walmart's milk. As Jimmy's hand touched the milk-bottle, a portal opened. The portal pulled the three boys through.
The landing was hard. The three boys were thrown harshly out of the portal. As the boys looked around they realized where they were, they were in AREA 51!
What should they do? They were on another person's property, they couldn't just walk around as if they lived there. They looked around for help but saw something they never would have expected. MICHAEL FREAKING JACKSON. What was HE doing there? The three boys went over to Michael "Hi, Michael," said Trevor's friend Hans. "Hi, boys," Michael said. "Why aren't you at home? Wait, shouldn't you be dead?" The three boys asked at the same time. "No, I never died" Michael smiled. "Then why are you here?" Michael's face lit up when the boys asked. "So happy to finally get to answer that question".
"So when I got my last operation 10 years ago the government had had enough. They thought I was more plastic than human flesh. They, therefore, send me here, to live with the aliens. So now I'm considered an alien". As Michael finished the boys' minds were about to explode. They could barely handle all that information Michael just had told. "Hmmm" Michael looked at Trevor, "You're reminding me of someone!". Trevor looks up. "Who?" "Your father!" Michael smiled. Trevor didn't understand a single word. His father was missing, Michael couldn't possibly know his father! "Look for yourself" Michael pointed in a direction. The boys looked and saw Trevor's father walking towards them. Bret's face looked surprised. "What are you doing here son!" he looked confused at his son. "Why I'm here? Why are YOU here?" Trevor looked furiously at his dad! "Just like you guys! I also touched the milk-bottle". The boys' faces went from furious to confused. "Why did you never return?" Trevor looked sadly at his dad. "Well, first of all, I couldn't find a way, and second, I met my man Michael, who would want to leave him?" the son's face looked disappointed, while Michael's face was filled with joy. He was happy that Trevor's father didn't want to leave him. BAAMM! "What was that" the boys, Michael and Bret looked in the direction the sound came from. "Mom?" his mom looked up. "Trevor, Bret. Omg, I'm so happy to see you!" Karen's eyes were filled with tears. "Why are you here mom?" Trevor looked at his mom. "Well, you never came back with the milk, so I went to Walmart to buy some. Then a portal opened, and well... here I am".
Suddenly the military appeared! "What are you doing on the military's property? Get out or else I'll shoot you all in the head!"
"How do we get out?" Karen asked. "Come, I'll show you the way"
As they were walking they saw a lot of strange creatures. They saw something that looked liked a mix between a scorpion and a lion. The creature's skin was yellow, black and a little purple. It had a big lion head, six legs, and a scorpion tail. They also saw a little group of elephants. At first, they thought it was regular elephants but the elephants' skin was changing color now and then. First blue, then red, yellow, purple, pink and white.
They were almost at the end when they saw something. Something they didn't even think existed. An ALIEN!! The alien's head was big and green. The body was long, green and skinny. You could almost see the alien's bones. Suddenly 4 more aliens came running towards them. They stopped only a few meters away from Karen, Bret, Trevor, Hans, Michael and Jimmy. The aliens were taller than expected. At least 6 meters. The aliens' feet were humongous. Bret guessed a size 87 (at least). "Hėłłō" the alien spoke with a very strange accent. It sounded like British mixed with sønderjysk. Michael started talking to the alien, but then Area 51's guard lost patience. "Come on, move, you need to get out. Now." "Why can't we just stay here with Michael?" Said Bret. "Ya, let us stay!" This time it was Jimmy's friend Hans talking. "You can't stay here! It's too dangerous" the military man started to get angry. "Exactly, poor Michael needs someone that can take care of him". Karen sended the military man puppy-eyes. "Fine, but if you die, it's not our responsibility" with that said, he turned around and slowly walked away. "Now we're just one big family" Karen smiled and the others joined. They began to walk and stopped in front of a little house. The family's house didn't look like much, but they were satisfied. The house's walls were made out of tree, the windows' glass was bulletproof and everything was perfect.
And they lived happily ever after!The end.
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