Peculiar Headcanons because I'm basic

when they're mad

(The first chapter is the worst one, please,,, just bear with me here)

-Emma
-She's just a.....smol flame.....
-Or a BIG flame if you steal her marshmallows or insult her family
-She once slammed her hand down on the table and it went right through down the the elbow
-nobody even knew tables could melt like that
- so basically like v v angry and will 1000% March over to any problem and try to vanquish it before allowing help from anyone

-Jacob
-generally too thick to understand when he's angry?????
-he's just like "thats a bad emotion...bad....very fiery.....fire.....yeah" and forgets in like the next 2 hours why he's mad
-kinda like a goldfish??? Except this goldfish is continuously bumping into the side of the bowl looking for attention
-but he's got Emma and Hugh to remind him why he's mad and to rile him up so
-also I think the reason why he doesn't really feel full Spartan rage when he should is because he grew up with Ricky and that punk ass bitch basically brainwashed him soooo
-will never ever ever punch anyone
-ever

-Millard 
-HOOOOO BOY
- you don't even know he's mad until he's pulled down your shorts in front of the cool kids table
-(ahem Enoch got what he deserved ahem)
-yah he basically uses his peculiarity to the m a x when getting revenge because he's a crafty fucker and nobody can ever tell if he's making his evil planning face so that's something right???
-Once Jacob accidently spilt coffee all over his brand new binder in which he was storing very important notes
-(it's ostrich season bitch they're f a s i n a t i n g)
-his response? To pour flour over his head and shoulders and chase Jacob down the hallway with his mouth open howling bloody murder.
-Jacob may or may not have pissed himself in fright
- Millard may or may not have developed strep throat from the excess flour caking his insides
-it's aight now they both have a good laugh over it

-Hugh
-run
-run so fucking far and never look back
-buy a one way ticket to Arizona and stay there
-he literally sees red if it's bad enough, and trust me he may be sweet but the bottled up angers got to go somewhere
-specifically his fist
-which preferably should be buried deep in someone's face.
-yikes
-only his fam can calm him down- except if it's one of them who's made him so angry
-in that case you should wait for him to approach you
-which shouldn't take long cuz he misses his whhhhooooollllle fam and honestly???? Just feed him honey he  L i v e s for it

Fiona
- you must be joking
-she gets miffed at WORST
-but she won't deny rotting someone's veggies ever so slightly- but not that much cuz she cares for their wellbeing and green diets ya know
-soft bean

Bronwyn
-SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS
-ANGREY? HER? NOH!
-she's a role model she can't afford to get angry
- but if somebody DOES manage to irk her you can normally find her bench pressing the portmans car angrily in the garage while listening to classical music
-we Stan our strange loving stronk mama
- but dear god never hurt any of the sensitive younger ones
-(namely, olive Claire and Horace)
-Enoch feels no emotions except anger he can handle himself
-one time olive and Claire were crying on the sofa and probing a little deeper it was bcs some random guy had called Horace a really rude name while he was supervising them in the park and he was upstairs in his room upset and h o l y s h i t b a l l s you bet she hunted that fucker down and made him apologise
-cue angry but proud miss p
-cue concerned fam talk about bottling up emotions
-Millard memed his way through it

-Enoch 
-fucking gremlin doesn't even know what a happy emotion is
- but yeah he's a horror when he's truly mad
-spitting insults and swear words and such
- so basically the only difference in attitude is when he leaves his dead atrocities in your bed at 3am
-No, Enoch, Claire did NOT need that dead mouse in her bed she's like 7 she didn't know you needed those little homunculus dolls...you have like 17000 anyway
-but you deserved that punishment
-ahemTOILETCLEANINGahem

-Horace
-this childer??? Anger??? Never
-i mean like he does get insanely mad at times but who tf doesn't apart from Bronwyn and anyone under four
- but he mostly bottles it up in the day with the occasional withering glare and sassy comments (that boy will straight up roast your outfit all the way back to the dark ages)
-notice I said day
-bro he's so much scarier in the nights
- you see his subconscious tries to remove the object of stress from his surrounding environment
- if that means pushing Enochs mattress down the stairs while they were BOTH asleep so be it
-like y'all everyone was astounded
- How in the heck did this 13 year old boy who weighs 90 pounds soaking wet drag a mattress with a sleeping 14 year old on it to the top of the stairs without waking anybody up
-while he was sleep
-nobody knows but alternatively he once shoved one of olives dolls down the garbage shoot. The noise and action scared them into telling who it was who dyed his favourite shirt pink

Olive
-BB
-SMOL
- that girl is incapable of anger
-except the little kid pouting anger when she doesn't get her own way
-but she is v polite for a 9 year old so she only screams once.
-for 20+ seconds.
-bitch that girl practically IS air cmon if movie Emma can empty a fucking ship full of air our girl olive can give a good GODAMN SCREAM OKAY

Claire
-bites you.
-nono that's it.
-full on BAM right on the arm of leg or whatever she can reach
-which is often the kneecap and OW
- Just give her her damn doll next time ppl don't be needing scars like a fucking great white sharks tryna mate with them and decided they ain't worth it

Miss p
-worries too much to experience anger
- unless she finds another one of her wards making out in a closet because she's going to shoot someone soon.
-(AHEM EMMA AND JACOB YA NASTIES THATS THE GODAMN PANTRY I WANT MY FUCKING CRACKERS)