-Emma
-actually kinda tanned? Tho she lived in Wales where it rains like everyday (shshshhhhh I'm from Wales trust me)
-blonde blonde hair but it's pale blonde blonde yaknow? Where it looks like it's dyed but it's not and you can t e l l
-SPARKLY BLUE GREY EYES THAT TURN ORANGE YELLOW WHEN SHE USES HER PECULIARITY
-LIKE GLOWING EMBERS
-kinda slim and not v busty but she is RADIANT
-overall very narrow but I mean that's the trend ammirite
-her rosy cheeks are the b e s t
-jake likes to tease her and make her nose light on fire at the tip in embarrassment (cmon Leo valdez??? Anyone???)
-fulllll lips v plump and dare I say KISSABLE--Jacob
- so average
-like the whitest kid ever
-except he's more grey due to lack of sunlight behind his PC everyday
-his hair tho omg
- the PERFECT mess
-Emma just loves to run her hands through it
- and then singe it
-tough love
-kinda scrawny actually, but with enough muscle to indicate his sheer will to be a man-Millard
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-his voice indicates a v cute hottie??
-nah jk, probably WILD brown curls, warm brown eyes, PURPLE KNITTED SWEATERS ARE HIS AESTHETIC HE'D LOOK SO CUTE BUT THE EFFECT IS RUINED BY THE CASPER SHIT HES PULLING UGH
-eats like a pack horse but feels slim?????-Hugh
-Bro gap teeth have never been cuter
-his bottom middle two are slightly separated but that just means he makes this adorable whistle when he sleeps it sounds like rainbows and lollipops and nice things
-okay okay one word
-fucking beanpole
-okay that was two but yaknow
-that gangly ass mf can reach ALL the godamn cupboards yet doesn't do jackshit for Jacob and Enoch
-like bro they've both had to use a chair give them their dignity back Jacobs 18 cmonFiona
-o m f g
-soft
-just soft
-really bouncy curly hair that always ends up in knots or clumped together with dirt from the garden
-literally will wear anything
-especially overalls or dresses she can do gardening in
-idk she likes to feel the dirt on her legs and arms???? Like no joke she's filled an entire kiddie pool with soil and just laid down in it for a solid 3 hours.
-got pulled out cuz miss p was frantic she was turning herself into compost
-constantly dirty but everyone she meets loves it because it's so endearing she wears those dirt smudges on her cheeks with pride
-slightly pudgy but in no way fat
-soft stomach that both Millard and Hugh LOVE since They're both SKINNY BONEY LITTLE SHITS
-yeah they're poly fucking fight me
-just more of her to LOVE AND TO CHERISHBronwyn
-chris Pratt who?
-girls got some m u s c l e s
-she generally can pass as just buff tho unless you look closely
-in which it looks like she's been carved by God himself cuz wow they're BRILLIANT
-tanned af ngl
-not dark but a realllly nice caramel you know? With little white scars popping up here and there from before
-chubby cheeks you wanna SQUEEZE
-she has like the most open face ever but the entrance is blocked by all that SMILE!!!!!
-SHES SO HAPPY 24/7
- she has this curly soft bob that's so out of style for her age but so effing cute so nobody complainsEnoch
-MUAHAHHAHAHA
-raccoon eyes
- that is all
-nah but like.....he's short but not Horace short? Like above him by a good 3-4 inches at least
-with Fiona it's cute dirt with him it's nasty dead things grime
-like refuses to shower
- cmon man you smell
-has short dirt blonde hair that flops around alot in his eyes which are GORGEOUS-
-they're like this amazing grey green which is from his Russian roots but they make his pasty ass complexion WORTH IT
-has a beauty mark under his left eye and his lips are quite thin
-nobody can rly tell his weight? He generally wears really baggy clothing so it's nearly impossible to tell tbh
-cute smile reserved for one person-Horace
-is that person
-GOD BLESS THE FRENCH
-ngl he's fucken perfect
-he's got porcelain skin that haS NO BLEMISH THANK YOU VV MUCH HE'D RATHER DIE
-bro his eyes.......they're the best shade of blue anybodys ever seen but they're always changing? Sometimes they're flecked with gold or once even purple at the bottom surrounding the iris but after swearing it wasn't a contact they put it down as peculiarity related
-random girls are so jealous of him because?????? His skin????? His lips?????his hair??? How???
-LIPS.PLUMP.LIPS.PLUMP.
-not not mention how pristine his hair is without even trying that hard???
-his parents were fucking models tho sooooo
-by that he means beautiful
-his hair is really really fucking soft and fluffy but he smooths it down bcs he was told he looks better like that from his teacher like 6 years ago and he's never forgotten it. They all hate it! 👏THEY👏ALL👏MESS👏IT👏UP 👏
-is very skinny tho? Like??? It literally worries everyone even tho he lived on a diet much better in France than the one he has in America
-wears makeup to cover eyebags and.....HE COVERS UP THESE LITTLE DAMN FRECKLES LET US SEE THEM COWARDOlive
-CUTE BEAN
-really really tanned
-cuz she's so close to the freaking sun
-wild hair omfggg
-it cascades around her and tbh the moment you take her tiara off you've lost all hope of escaping it
-free it
-okayyyyyy she has the cutest gap tooth ever and it causes a slight lisp but she's learning to deal with it and honestly her and Hugh bond over it and it's so effing cute you guys
- has this adorable little smile but it kinda clashes with her Greek nose but that's kinda fitting since she's Italian and SHE LOVES HERSELF ANYWAY
-like it's kinda big for her face but she'll probs grow into it
-still adorableClaire
-THE CURLLLLLLSSSS
- she looks like a proper porcelain doll
-rosy cheeks, golden curls, dolly shoes the works
- just wow
-kinda got a resting bitch face tho
-which is why ppl tend to say "aww" and then speed walk away
-she's kinda chubby but that's just baby fat she's 7 (this is all based off book version if you're confused)
-when she's happy tho her eyes squint shut and she smiles really wide and her nose scrunches up and it's all just perfect and innocent and UGHGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH it's 1:08 am I have school tomorrow-today- gnight
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Peculiar Headcanons because I'm basic
Humorexactly what the title says but don't expect these to be good because that would be your first mistake