The Hero once again approached the Goblin King, now that he was a sea pickle he posed no threat to the humans. He could no longer pillage and rape the corn fields and scare them into growing rice. The Hero spoke in a menacing tone to the pickle Goblin King.
"I have come in honor of my people to plum baby dance at your deFeEt!"
The Goblin King did not speak for he was a sea pickle. The Hero then proceeded to crouch and the opposite of crouch at inhumane speeds while sinisterly chant screaming. EEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAA SPORTS! ITS IN THE EEEEeEEE! I AM A LITTLE PlUM BaBY!!! L L L!"
End(for now)
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HumorIm not to sure where this will go so read at your own risk. im pretty sure my brain melted in the process of writing this and it'll most likely dissolve as it goes on. Feel free to criticize me.
