(A/N: Dumbledore would definitely wear this sweater)
Dumbledore nodded, Snape sighed "oof, alright potter" He said quietly "Excuse me? My name is "THE-" Harry started to say but got harshly interrupted by Snape "LET ME FINISH GOD DAMN IT" he shouted
"Honey don't lose your swag" Dumbledore said while patting snakes back.
"Anyways" Snape said giving Albus a Death glare, which made him slowly remove his hand from his back. "As I was saying, ... alright deal. But under One-" he almost shoved his finger into Harry's face "-condition"
"And that condition would be?" Harry said with a cocky grin leaning forward, almost touching snapes chest.
Albus and Severus just stared at each other for a moment until Harry realized that he just rested his head onto snapes chest. He tried to save the embarrassment by shouting "So what's the condition, emo?"
"What's an emo?" Snape whispered into Dumbledores ear. "I don't know, just roll with it" he whispered back.
"The condition, Potter is that I can still call you potter, and please tell your little ginger friend to clean his nose more often" Snape said trying to sound dominante.
"Severusy we didn't talk this trough, what makes you think you can just like.. make decisions for both of us?" Albus said, sounding like a moody teenager. "Babe, do you want me to look like a dumbass? So please do me a favor and shut up!" Snape hissed.
"But why did you have to drag the boy into this?" Albus said, trying to change the subject. Harry watched this whole argument going down, like a tennis match. "You mean Weasley?" Snape asked, a bit confused, as to why Albus was trying to change the subject so bad. Did he really care about this boy?
"Yes, Weasley!" Albus said, crossing his arms in front of his chest. "Do you know how annoying it is, to try and teach something to those stupid kids, and then see that one particular kid not knowing how to use a tissue???"
Snape said, clearly passionate about this topic. "Oh please Severus, as if any of these kids are actually interested in potion" Albus said, instantly regretting.
Snape looked hurt for a second "they are not?" He stuttered, right before his pain turned into rage "well I wanted to get the other subject, but NOOOOO, y'all were to scared-"
Snape said sarcastically, till he got interrupted by Harry. "So are y'all ready?"
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Love never gets old (Snape x Dumbledore) (boy x boy)
FanfictionThis is my first fanfic (I apologize for this) Snape and Dumbledore had an affair for over 3 years now, everything was fine until one day. That day a student named harry found out about it.... (Smut warning I am so fucking sorry about that)
