ThE BuTtEr EaTeR iN yOuR fRiDgE

Butter Eater

Hello, my name is Bacon and this is how i got addicted to the golden solid that can turn into a liquid.

It all began when i was born. My brother, little baby Jake thinks im weird but it dont matter. i walked out of the small little cheap plastic cot that i was put in when i was born, who do they think they are? i knew at that moment i was addicted to butter. I yeeted myself out of the plastice piece that was holding in my gudge. Mmmmmmm yummo mumbo. I walked out of mothers womb and ran to the fridge, whilst I be running, squidged the cord that was running from my belly button. Mum looked at me and i kinda slipped on the floor but i kept sliding down the hall. luckily i am a girl and found a leaf to cover up my coochy.

i ran outside to the real world and ran straight to the car, i can touch the wheel so i just guessed where I was going. this means that i