Sentient scrub thing x sentientsponge!reader

1: The hot one

Y/N POV
I was talking with my friend, Bleach, when this scrub passed by.. I was so mesmerized I didn't even hear Bleach ask me something.. "———?" "Huh? What?" "I said, do you think that scrub over there is hot?" She said. "Uhh, WHAT?! NO-PSHH NO HES UGLY" I said back to her. But the thing was, she was right, I did think the scrub thing was hot. But I don't even know his name?!? How would that ever work out?!