One day, I was sitting by the fire with my reading glasses on and eating chocolate. Suddenly, my chocolate grew a pair of legs and jumped at me.
"Ahh!" I screamed. "Niall! Help me!"
"What!" he slurred from the other room, walking in with chocolate smeared across his face. "I'm busy!"
"No! Get that chocolate off your face! It's evil! Evil I tell you! Eviiiiiil!"
He stared at me for a while, then opened his mouth. I watched in horror as something seemed to climb out. Something brown. Something that looked like it was melting. Chocolate!
As the chocolate thing slithered out of his throat, I screamed. It looked exactly like Niall.
They both laughed as it walked towards me. Then, it gathered me up into it's arms and swallowed me whole.
I'm sleep deprived and have no idea what I just wrote. Happy WhateverDayItIsMonday Lauren! I hope you like my gift :-)) {by the way this is my gift don't delete it douchetits }
Isn't chocolate wonderful? I'm going to dedicate this to Emily. Ok. I don't even have any idea what I just wrote I'm so confused and the cover. Oh. The cover. I have no idea what the cover even is okay this doesn't make sense anymore I'm going to bed bye. -Caisi
P.S. What are the effects of sleep deprivation?
P.P.S. Deprivation is a word right?
P.P.P.S. Why is this under poetry?
P.P.P.P.S. I'm actually going to sleep now cause I honestly have no idea what I'm doing. Yeah. Bye.
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