IZ Almighty Tallest x Reader Oneshots

Tallest Red x Reader: My Ambassador

Art Credit: ttobeeb

Shuffling her paperwork neatly into a stack, (Y\N) suppressed an annoyed groan to the sound of obnoxious giggling coming from her left.

Forcing out a fake smile, she placed her government forms and reports in her briefcase and displayed her grin to the United States' newest nonnative acquaintances.

The Intergalatic Military of the Irken Empire.

Their leaders, known as Tallest Red and Purple, were dumbasses.

(Y/N) was vaguely aware of the infiltration of the planet Earth done by one of their "Invaders". Upon officials finally being aware of this predicament, the Invader was held in for questioning. Proving to be extremely difficult in the beginning, it was through forceful American coaxing that exposed the human race to the Irken leaders. This lead to the government butting its head in and presenting an Ambassador, (First Name) (Last Name) into the equation to meet the Tallest.

Her conclusion:

These two were the equivalent to giving a janitor and a P.E. coach the job of a neurologist.

Very bad consequences would ensue.

Previously dealing with intense dictators and officials of warring countries or less than friendly states, (Y/N) found this more as a babysitting job rather than a professional intergalactic conference. Tallest Red and Purple were lazy, they joked around and pranked their army like children, and they ate so many sweets (Y/N) felt sick looking at it all.

As the female took her turn to leave, it was Tallest Red who called out to her.

"Oh (Y/NNNNN)...." he cooed, holding a slushee drink in his right claw.

(Y/N) fought the urge to cringe. Her bodyguards, who tensed in defense stood down when she raised a hand. Calmly, the female began walking back toward the red leader. His sly smirk met her dry expression, as she presented him with her full attention.

"How can I help you Tallest Red? Did you have any questions regarding the conference?"

If you even listened you thot.

The towering alien shook his head, reaching his digits out to tenderly—and unprofessionally—pat her head.

"Nope. I just realized something about you humans."

"And that is, sir?" The end of that question came out in a hiss she didn't mean to voice, and Tallest Red's eyes seemed to grow more mischievous. He placed his drink down to a table and then clasped his claws together. Swallowing a bit of fear, (Y/N) watched the leader bend forward to bring his mouth to her ear.

Then, he whispered.

"I didn't realize humans can be such adorable beings." he commented, pulling away to take full view of her maddening blush.

"S-Sir!" she stammered, wanting to yell at him or smack him for his lack of decency.

Red glanced toward Purple who wasn't paying attention to his flirting, rather to a very tasty donut. He  was secretly glad Purple didn't share his interest with the human Ambassador. At the very least, he didn't show it.

This was one of the first planets rather than conquering, the Irken Empire began to form a relationship with. After multiple failures to rid themselves of Zim and having him expose their race to this alien planet (haha get it), Tallest Red and Purple decided they wished to get to know the human race, be familiar with it.

Then maybe conquer it.

But after meeting Miss (Y/N), and eating the snacks Earth had to offer, Red was very against the destruction of life on this little blue dot.